Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

I want these damn figures so much. In my anger/excitement "angcitement????" I went next door and called the old lady there a bitch and told her to get a f****** job!

Is she a bitch, though? Because if she is, then she totally had it coming and also she should get a fucking job.


Not even a different rifle? I was planning to try some other ones...
He can probably work around a different rifle. Or you can give him a sword like he goddamn well should have.


I got Tri Klops to hold the rifle with two hands. Maybe I just don't know how actual humans are supposed to hold a rifle, so maybe it's wrong. I'll take a pic when I get home.
I imagine Poe meant can he hold it in a shoulder-firing position, with his eye on the scope. And I don't imagine there's any way to make this figure do that. But, to be fair to this figure, most figures cannot do that with the type of rifle he has. The combination of the weird, connected grip and the long buttstock are going to make it pretty much impossible.
 
Here’s what I was able to pull off
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No way to look down the scope, but does Tri-Klops, Mr Bionic Eyes himself, really need a scope?


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but does Tri-Klops, Mr Bionic Eyes himself, really need a scope?
Probably if he wants to see where the gun is going to shoot, yes. And he probably wants the buttstock against his actual shoulder if he doesn't want a broken wrist/elbow.

But again, it's impossible to make that gun be held by an action figure like a human being would hold it. The problem is the gun design, though, not really the Tri-Klops figure's articulation.
 
Probably if he wants to see where the gun is going to shoot, yes. And he probably wants the buttstock against his actual shoulder if he doesn't want a broken wrist/elbow.

But again, it's impossible to make that gun be held by an action figure like a human being would hold it. The problem is the gun design, though, not really the Tri-Klops figure's articulation.
I just assume his robotic eye is connected to the site digitally - didn't he actually have that ability in 200X? I feel like he did, maybe in the comics.
 
Not even a different rifle? I was planning to try some other ones...
I think you could get him to get a decent pose of something that makes him look like he just took a shot or if it’s a gun that looks natural shooting from the hip. He just can’t really look straight down the scope
 
I got my big box of BBTS MOTU merch!! Chronicles and Kids line. I had to go back over and tell that old lady she was a great human being, and I hope she enjoys retirement.

She was all "Who are you? Why do you keep coming to my home and yelling at me? I'm calling the police!"

And I was like; I'm calling the police too bitch! They need to Chronicle my Chronicles.


Now I have to go open these. I would have opened a few by now, but I got sidetracked playing with the electronic Kids Line Battle Cat. It roars.
 
Looks like Scareglow is not a walmart exlcusive:


Not sure if he's been in stock yet or not.

Gold Skeletor too:

 
Buying this He-Man is basically your Articulated Thoughts annual resub for the year.

Got my 2026 subscription fee paid today, even though I already have him in my PoL along with Battle Cat and Trap Jaw, I saw him on the pegs at Target and couldn't resist. I'll add my voice to the cacophony of praise, just a damn well done action figure. Absolute hand candy. Almost hard to describe why it's so good, you really just gotta play with the darn thing to fully understand why everyone loves it. When I ship my PoL I'll scrutinize the both of them and return whichever one is lacking to Target for a refund. I almost never ship early, usually waiting the full 90 days for my oldest figure until I ship everything, but I want to play with Trap Jaw and Battle Cat like, now.
 
Ugh, was just checking POs at BBTS and Teela is listed for July, while Lyn and Beast Man aren’t due til September! That’s too long to wait! I already have six characters with two more coming very soon. Then a three month wait til the next one? And five months from now til the ones that follow? Crazy! This is cruel, Mattel.
 
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