Recent content by WrathofTaco

Thank you for my daily reminder of how fortunate I am to have found this message board.

Well now I'm sold.

That "if" has it's own zip code.

How you s'posed to hook a chinstrap when you ain't got no chin?

Oh no, outta here with your OSHA nonsense- if it ain't maiming a refueler or ramming bugs into your teeth, it ain't Cobra.

And just how, do you propose, would one stuff a mullet and a ZZ Top beard into that getup?

I'm still kicking myself for skipping the Trouble Bubble- this puppy is day one.

I like 'em, clean if a little uninspired, not bad for basic Cobra Troopers. I refuse to believe Destro would field something so mundane- where's the patent leather?

If it was the VTS figure I saw yesterday, that's a damned shame. I feel like Mezco could pull off an amazing 1/12 version, they're about the only folks I would trust to. Still want that Captain Nemo.

I think I prefer Heavy Duty a little more "Kenner Space Marine" and a little less "Roadblock lite." It's not a bad design, though, and certainly more practical than the weaponized toddler climbing gym he has now.

Managed to snag the last Grim Viper at my Walmart, he's a chunk. Does he reuse the Range Viper head or is it new? Either way it's much more intimidating in person.

I had no idea Blue Eye got any kind of merch at all, dag.

No action I have the genetic capacity to perform could ever be misconstrued as "the sexy kind".

Girl, same. I usually feel pretty dim reading through these comments. I also feel dim in every other facet of my life, but this is a new and different kind.

I'd be happy if Wild Bill skewed Sunbow, and v2 is also very much in my ridiculous wheelhouse. Or a re-release in Night Force colors would be rad. Kinda just want Wild Bill, however they serve him up.