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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    Love coming back to this thread, Old Gods mentions and all. Such a great meeting point for other things I enjoy and new things I'm definitely going to need to check out. Snagged Desert Scorpion over the weekend, I don't love giving Target money right now but giving them less is attractive. Of...
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    The ML Punisher set that came with a motorcycle has one, and I'm sure that you can track that down quite easily for next to nothing. I kid don't hit. I actually ran by Gridiron just to check, one of my headcannon guys needs a signature weapon and that sounds perfect. Shotguns galore, all single...
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    How have I not gotten Darklon yet?!?!
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    I'll admit most of my self-imposed rules are also based on very real space and budgetary concerns- everything is too expensive and there's a freeloading pile of human garbage sleeping in my future office. Yay life. The cartoon was buckwild in all the best ways, but not terribly conducive to the...
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    Speaking of YouTube, I tried watching the Sunbow cartoon a few months back as background noise while I worked. Most cartoons are a little manic, but hot damn, that show right next door to rabid. Charming, doofy, and definitely more than my withered old brain can handle.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    Just Robo and Secret Galaxy for me, though he doesn't get up to much toy content anymore. And yeah, Toyfare was brilliant and definitely informed the snarky bastard I am today.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    I bounced right the hell off of toy YouTube until Robo, who seems to have independently discovered the concepts of planning what he's going to day BEFORE he says it and not breathing like a post orgasmic buffalo directly into the mic.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    I have one Detolf, one fire escape shelf, and a very strict budget by design. I could go nuts if I let myself, but growing up in a hoarder-adjacent home really made me appreciate minimalism. It's actually why I started collecting Joes, I had genuinely convinced myself I'd stick with the main...
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    Restrictions are my saving grace, my collection is already much bigger than I'd planned and could easily get away from me. No divers- probably gonna break that for Wet Suit, but he's it- no army building, no Cobra vehicles, no HasLabs, no Cobra La. Missing out on a lot of the goofy fun of this...
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    G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

    Like a sub/dom Burt & Ernie but the rubber duck is twelve feet long and likes to watch.
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    G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

    I started six separate replies, and somehow each one was a look into the black heart of bayou depravity.
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    G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

    Swamp pervs with bennies.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    The second, muuuuuuch less spoken of Slavemaster. Probably also just Mindbender in his weekend fit.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    Can confirm Heavy Duty whips ass.
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    G.I. Joe Classified Series

    MOTHERFUCKING POETRY. I will take this two pack you speak of, so long as they remember to paint Outback's ginger arm hair. I needs me an alternate bod for Snow Job at some point. I just remembered, one of the first things I did in this thread was ask if someone had Snow Job and the redhead...
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