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Thank you for my daily reminder of how fortunate I am to have found this message board.

Well now I'm sold.

That "if" has it's own zip code.

How you s'posed to hook a chinstrap when you ain't got no chin?

Oh no, outta here with your OSHA nonsense- if it ain't maiming a refueler or ramming bugs into your teeth, it ain't Cobra.

And just how, do you propose, would one stuff a mullet and a ZZ Top beard into that getup?

I'm still kicking myself for skipping the Trouble Bubble- this puppy is day one.

I like 'em, clean if a little uninspired, not bad for basic Cobra Troopers. I refuse to believe Destro would field something so mundane- where's the patent leather?

If it was the VTS figure I saw yesterday, that's a damned shame. I feel like Mezco could pull off an amazing 1/12 version, they're about the only folks I would trust to. Still want that Captain Nemo.

I think I prefer Heavy Duty a little more "Kenner Space Marine" and a little less "Roadblock lite." It's not a bad design, though, and certainly more practical than the weaponized toddler climbing gym he has now.

Managed to snag the last Grim Viper at my Walmart, he's a chunk. Does he reuse the Range Viper head or is it new? Either way it's much more intimidating in person.

I had no idea Blue Eye got any kind of merch at all, dag.

No action I have the genetic capacity to perform could ever be misconstrued as "the sexy kind".

Girl, same. I usually feel pretty dim reading through these comments. I also feel dim in every other facet of my life, but this is a new and different kind.

I'd be happy if Wild Bill skewed Sunbow, and v2 is also very much in my ridiculous wheelhouse. Or a re-release in Night Force colors would be rad. Kinda just want Wild Bill, however they serve him up.

Hope Wild Bill is in his way soon, hell yes.

All on his own, too. The AWE Striker is great, but Crankcase is just a solid figure with some of the best face paint in the whole line and a ton of well planned and thoughtful accessories. And a tactical sweater vest!

If the bike is bad enough, why not- just lose the tepid nu-metal turd riding it.

What in the Godsmack is this Storm Rider? I don't want some. And I'm assuming the Devil's Due era wasn't a high note, those redesigns are wack as hell.

That spilt second when you're muttering "who is this asshole?" is when the Dreadnoks strike!

Well I'd better be, I've certainly put in the effort.

Once again I find myself incapable of adding something to this without landing myself on a list.

I wish it was something that clever, instead of my manchild contribution to the Christmas decorations this year. They're in a sleigh, I planned to add all my Joe animals to it but never did. I was leaning more Calvin and Hobbes but ended up with Interspecies Gang-Bang 7: Polar Vortex.

1. Crystal Ball 2. Monkey Wrench 3. Zandar 4. An actual fucking Polar Bear ft Snake-Eyes 5. Budo 6. Heavy Duty 7. Darklon 8. Desert Scorpion 9. Crankcase 10. Law & Order Special mentions- Ghost Viper, would have been my #1 if it hadn't been a 100% reuse trash figure that destroyed my childlike...

What a wonderful day to be alive.