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Love coming back to this thread, Old Gods mentions and all. Such a great meeting point for other things I enjoy and new things I'm definitely going to need to check out. Snagged Desert Scorpion over the weekend, I don't love giving Target money right now but giving them less is attractive. Of...

The ML Punisher set that came with a motorcycle has one, and I'm sure that you can track that down quite easily for next to nothing. I kid don't hit. I actually ran by Gridiron just to check, one of my headcannon guys needs a signature weapon and that sounds perfect. Shotguns galore, all single...

How have I not gotten Darklon yet?!?!

I'll admit most of my self-imposed rules are also based on very real space and budgetary concerns- everything is too expensive and there's a freeloading pile of human garbage sleeping in my future office. Yay life. The cartoon was buckwild in all the best ways, but not terribly conducive to the...

Speaking of YouTube, I tried watching the Sunbow cartoon a few months back as background noise while I worked. Most cartoons are a little manic, but hot damn, that show right next door to rabid. Charming, doofy, and definitely more than my withered old brain can handle.

Just Robo and Secret Galaxy for me, though he doesn't get up to much toy content anymore. And yeah, Toyfare was brilliant and definitely informed the snarky bastard I am today.

I bounced right the hell off of toy YouTube until Robo, who seems to have independently discovered the concepts of planning what he's going to day BEFORE he says it and not breathing like a post orgasmic buffalo directly into the mic.

I have one Detolf, one fire escape shelf, and a very strict budget by design. I could go nuts if I let myself, but growing up in a hoarder-adjacent home really made me appreciate minimalism. It's actually why I started collecting Joes, I had genuinely convinced myself I'd stick with the main...

Restrictions are my saving grace, my collection is already much bigger than I'd planned and could easily get away from me. No divers- probably gonna break that for Wet Suit, but he's it- no army building, no Cobra vehicles, no HasLabs, no Cobra La. Missing out on a lot of the goofy fun of this...

Like a sub/dom Burt & Ernie but the rubber duck is twelve feet long and likes to watch.

I started six separate replies, and somehow each one was a look into the black heart of bayou depravity.

Swamp pervs with bennies.

The second, muuuuuuch less spoken of Slavemaster. Probably also just Mindbender in his weekend fit.

Can confirm Heavy Duty whips ass.

MOTHERFUCKING POETRY. I will take this two pack you speak of, so long as they remember to paint Outback's ginger arm hair. I needs me an alternate bod for Snow Job at some point. I just remembered, one of the first things I did in this thread was ask if someone had Snow Job and the redhead...

Slice and Dice and definitely on my radar, we shall see. GV has joined Crystal Ball on my work desk on a permanent basis- the Renfield to his Dracula for the time being- and I want something suitably unhealthy. Might be time to spring for that ML Mastermind...

I went looking for an unmasked head for my Ghost Viper, ran across original Falcon's fugly Howdy Doody lookin' ass head. When they miss they miss BIG.

Yup. I have next to nothing in terms of familiarity with GI Joe as a brand, this thread is how I figured out "the bobcat guy" I owned when I was six had a name. They're just good toys, great hand candy, and owning them is a joy. I've had Wolfsbane in my Amazon wishlist since she went up and I...

ML has also become a bit depressing as far as value is concerned, especially once I broke the BAF addiction. A naked body with alternate hands if you're lucky vs a wholeass clothed person- well, most of the time Mindbender you PERVERT- with complex paint applications and a buttload of...

I think it might also be escapism. My Joe's are pretty low on the deadly serious drab olive green side of things, in favor of ninjas and bird-of-prey themed accountants who absolutely wear their robot wings at the office. I require zappy laser rifles and dick jokes while the real world is busy...

I've been a diehard ML collector since the Sentinel BAF, and for whatever reason I've never bothered to follow that thread- ML isn't really sparking joy with me right now, anyway. Meanwhile, this thread is scratching a very particular 9th grade lunchroom banter itch for me.

Mother of god, what a sentence. I may have actually blushed.

Sorry, but that's an automatic bingo. Maybe change free space to "Thread derailed for 4 pages by dick jokes"?

Pish. At least yours occurs in nature.

I assume they just taper off into infinity, who could say. His hairline is too distracting.