G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #110 - Mad Monk (IDW)

[altcunningham]

Updating that workflow chart with punk rock style I guess.

Surprised there isn't a Nok named Prince Albert with a whole chain rig.

 

[Ru1977]

Savane is the only person on the face of the Earth that Cobra Commander allows to call him "Sugar", "Honey", and even once "Angel-drawers".

 

[docsilence]

Surprised there isn't a Nok named Prince Albert with a whole chain rig.

He only lasted on day on the squad before getting caught in one of Cobra Commander's SUPER MAGNETS and, well, he's never been the same since.

 

[secondwhiteline]

Then there’s that big hoop earring. That’s just begging for some opponent to grab ahold of it and yank, painfully ripping it from her ear. Just not practical for a combatant.

Look, I've seen the box art for the old Joe vehicles, and every single one for every organization has some combination of a cockpit with no shielding, unprotected dudes hanging off the side of a vehicle that's loaded down with artillery firing about half a foot from them, and vehicle stations that are dead center in the middle of rocket exhaust. Let this poor woman have her fashion choice. That hoop earring is the one object she's going to handle in a day of Cobra work that doesn't spit flames or lasers.

 

[docsilence]

Look, I've seen the box art for the old Joe vehicles, and every single one for every organization has some combination of a cockpit with no shielding, unprotected dudes hanging off the side of a vehicle that's loaded down with artillery firing about half a foot from them, and vehicle stations that are dead center in the middle of rocket exhaust. Let this poor woman have her fashion choice. That hoop earring is the one object she's going to handle in a day of Cobra work that doesn't spit flames or lasers.

OSHA looks at every Joe and Cobra vehicle, starts writing up the paperwork, and just says oh eff it just go get yourselves killed and walks away.

 

[Ru1977]

With the HAVOC, they started to do the form, then took one look at the guy driving it, tore the paperwork up and walked out.

 

[Jolene00Negative]

Day 106a - Thrasher - (RAH) (12/27/25)

The Thunder Machine is rumored for next year, surely Thrasher is coming with it. You in?

Hell fucking yeah, I love my boy and his slutty little crop top!

gonna be annoyed if he's locked behind a vehicle

Day 106b - Fatal Fluffy - (Animated) (12/27/25)

It's been too long since we had an animated character, and this is another that is rumored for next year. You can see their episode below, but it's one I've posted before!

Hell yeah, more weird stuff! Fits perfect for all the nonsense of the joes and Cobra!

Day 108 - Savane - (IDW) (12/29/25)

Our month of never-done-in-Classified characters is coming to an end soon. Third to last is the IDW's personal assistant to Cobra Commander, Savane.

Hell fucking yeah, she looks cool af!

Also, it's even more superhero design in G.I. Joe; human hair doing things that human hair just does not fucking do. That stupid little shock of hair would be hanging over her eye at basically all times or she'd be spending an hour every morning with fucking mohawk gel gluing it into shape and then she'd have to tell her boss that she's got like... a max 8-9 hour shift before her hair falls apart.
It's just so fucking dumb.

My buddy in Hiss, I feel like in a world of Battle Android Troopers, clones, and brainwashing machines, getting hung up on hairstyles that actually exist in the real world, might be a bit much.

 

[Ru1977]

Day 109 - Sgt. Misha Zubenov - (Oktober Guard) (12/30/25)

For our penultimate day in the month of never-done-in-Classified characters we have yet another Oktober Guard member!

 

[Damien]

My buddy in Hiss, I feel like in a world of Battle Android Troopers, clones, and brainwashing machines, getting hung up on hairstyles that actually exist in the real world, might be a bit much.

We all have our things. I've said lots of times before that there's a certain TYPE of stupid/ridiculous that I accept and enjoy in my G.I. Joe, and other kinds of stupid/ridiculous that set me off - sometimes for reasons I can never explain or even fully understand.


Misha Zubenkov?
I'm not begging for any Oktober Guard figures over here, but I also don't dismiss them outright either. Definitely one of those 'I'd have to see how it turns out in Classified to make a decision' characters. He looks like he could either turn out pretty cool, or JUST too far into the 'generic soldier man' category, depending on how they do it.

 

[d2bruce]

I agree with Damien. If they are make Oktober Guard (any or all) they need something done so they don't just look like another grunt.
But yes to Misha.

 

[docsilence]

Misha is probably the least exciting Oktober Guard they could make, but I want the team, so he's a yes. It's not a huge cast so I'd be a completionist, like just trying to get all of Alpha Flight (grumbling).

 

[Chooch555]

Yes to all the Guard!

 

[DetectiveHoag]

Yes to Misha, and the remaining October Guard.
I don’t mind some “less flashy’ characters. This isn’t Marvel Legends. This is a line of Military characters,. It should reflect that. Not every character is going to be a “Snake-eyes”, or “Scarlet”. Many are actually dressed like actual soldiers. Besides, I’m confident that the Classified crew could make him interesting.

 

[Chooch555]

the Vlassified crew

Now I want pickles.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Misha is a buy, but not the most exciting OGuardsperson.