G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

docsilence said:
Definitely Doc. I almost put in that the commentary starts with a very long, irritable sigh. "This f*cking guy over here" level annoyance from the real doctor.
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It actually comes across pretty well I think. I also read it in Andre Braugher's voice.
docsilence said:
I do need to get more pics for the Mindbender calendar. I was having trouble with good backdrops. But I also got the TMNT surfer set and Mindbender on a surf board would be a hoot.
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Completely agreed. Though I suspect finding a bad backdrop for him would take effort.
 
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Code Name: Dusty (Disavowed)
File Name, Tadur, Ronald W.
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Refrigerator and air conditioning maintenance
Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada
Grade: E-4

Subject took up contract work as an air conditioning repairman in his hometown of Las Vegas following a forced early retirement from the GI Joe Unit. Standard surveillance on Tadur found him living a simple life of quiet desperation until he simply walked into the desert and disappeared. Unequipped to follow him into harsh desert conditions, operatives lost track of him and have not been able to pick up a trail. Agents believe Tadur walked out into the Nevada desert to die. President Lewis, when personally informed about this development, said simply: "Good. I hope dehydration gets him." Editor's note: we do not have historic documentation about a rivalry between Tadur and Lewis, but hearsay indicates a distinct animosity between the two.)

"Dusty called Hawk up a few months after we disbanded. Well, I mean he got to Hawk through some of the other guys. We'd lost him - I mean flat out, no chance, could not find the man. But he calls us from a sat phone and asked if we needed a home base for our 'new gig.' Turns out, over the years, Dusty had located all these forgotten bunkers in the desert - sites for weapons testing, fallout shelters, abandoned labs and more. He found the most liveable one and then reached out to the rest of the team to weigh in. So anyway, we have a clubhouse in the desert now and Dusty says to us as we're moving in: 'you wouldn't believe what they have out in Area 54...'"
 
I've only loosely followed all of this and I have one request. I was organizing my shelf and I have Crockmaster and Copperhead next to each other. Something got to me about how the are best friends who go fishing on their downtime, play Mario Kart, smoke whole hogs in the backyard over the weekend, fixing up Crockmasters custom 1975 GMC K-1500 Sierra Classic pickup truck from the Rockford files. Copperhead is gonna ask Crockmasters cousin Wendy out to a NASCAR event.

I'm pretty sure that's canon now.
 
Spongyblue said:
I've only loosely followed all of this and I have one request. I was organizing my shelf and I have Crockmaster and Copperhead next to each other. Something got to me about how the are best friends who go fishing on their downtime, play Mario Kart, smoke whole hogs in the backyard over the weekend, fixing up Crockmasters custom 1975 GMC K-1500 Sierra Classic pickup truck from the Rockford files. Copperhead is gonna ask Crockmasters cousin Wendy out to a NASCAR event.

I'm pretty sure that's canon now.
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It's funny, I was just posing those two on the shelf last night and thinking "where am I going to put these two weirdos?" I could see them hanging out. Copperhead is like an Elmore Leonard style bad guy and Crocmaster is just profoundly weird and I could see them having a very non-verbal, "he's the only one who gets me" buddy thing going on. Like Copperhead does all the talking but Crocmaster will shank someone for his bro without hesitation.
 
docsilence said:
It's funny, I was just posing those two on the shelf last night and thinking "where am I going to put these two weirdos?" I could see them hanging out. Copperhead is like an Elmore Leonard style bad guy and Crocmaster is just profoundly weird and I could see them having a very non-verbal, "he's the only one who gets me" buddy thing going on. Like Copperhead does all the talking but Crocmaster will shank someone for his bro without hesitation.
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Great...now I'm imagining Copperhead with a Jason Mewes voice. "I'm Copperhead, and this is my hetero life-mate, Crockmaster".
 
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