G.I. Joe Classified Series

[docsilence]

Look at this adorable guy over here.... 'hold on, let me find this incredibly old film to watch one time in some legal manner.'

Traumatized by working in cybersecurity for too long. But also my superpower is any time i look for an old horror movie it's in a vault somewhere.

 

[JakeEkiss]

I need to find that movie on streaming. Haven't seen it in a dog's age.

I watched it for the first time last year aroudn spooky season and was shocked by sudden appearances of baby Hugh Grant and baby Peter Capaldi.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Look at this adorable guy over here.... 'hold on, let me find this incredibly old film to watch one time in some legal manner.'

I own it on DVD, and also have a digital copy.

 

[jonaskane]

It's on Prime Video I believe.

Wife and I went out to lunch today and AWE Striker was waiting on the porch when we got back. She mentioned the constant hits for GI Joe stuff lately and all I could do was

 

[Trunks3540]

Medusa also has tatas. As do Lamias in Elder Scrolls.

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[Damien]

I own it on DVD, and also have a digital copy.

In today's edition of 'Ace says the least surprising thing ever....'

 

[AceofKnaves]

Medusa also has tatas. As do Lamias in Elder Scrolls.

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Also the weird sisters in Vampire Hunter D.

 

[altcunningham]

Medusa also has tatas. As do Lamias in Elder Scrolls.

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Lamia in FF4 was a topless snake woman and that art was awesome and classy.

 

[Ru1977]

I really appreciate that we have moved on to snake lady mammaries. I doubt the dick chapter will ever truly be closed, but variety is crucial.

 

[Ru1977]

Ooooo also, what if they do a Wolf Spider type of original character for Cobra La? I would be all over someone kinda Harryhausen Medusa-esque. Golobulus' sister? Come on, we got the big scorpion, keep going!

 

[altcunningham]

If Hasbro is going to put any energy into snake women and we don't get f****** Diamondback then I don't even know what to say.

 

[Revox]

Been thinking about the teased collar and the guys said:

"It's going to take a lot for people to figure out exactly what this is going to be. It's very fun, I'm very much excited for when we get to reveal what this is attached to. I think people are very much going to lose their mind."

"it was a cool project, very cool project. Very Different! Very different."

it's not something exactly obvious, so I feel like that rules out the remaining classic animal partners. But what would have folks losing their minds?

Only thing I've got is thinking back to the Mole Rats being linked to the other Hasbro properties so...maybe a Classified scale Ravage?

 

[altcunningham]

Been thinking about the teased collar and the guys said:

"It's going to take a lot for people to figure out exactly what this is going to be. It's very fun, I'm very much excited for when we get to reveal what this is attached to. I think people are very much going to lose their mind."

"it was a cool project, very cool project. Very Different! Very different."

it's not something exactly obvious, so I feel like that rules out the remaining classic animal partners. But what would have folks losing their minds?

Only thing I've got is thinking back to the Mole Rats being linked to the other Hasbro properties so...maybe a Classified scale Ravage?

Ravage in the TF Thunder machine mash up did have a spiked collar and a chain leash.

I haven't seen the tease, does that match?

 

[Revox]

Ravage in the TF Thunder machine mash up did have a spiked collar and a chain leash.

I haven't seen the tease, does that match?

Oh shit, I forgot all about that. And yeah, the tease is a studded collar, though there's no chain on this, just a grip handle behind.

 

[AceofKnaves]

it's not something exactly obvious, so I feel like that rules out the remaining classic animal partners. But what would have folks losing their minds?

This would make me lose *my* mind.
And yes this was an “official” Joe thing, from a convention set about 10 years ago.

Pair with a Toxo-Viper/Zombie or Zombie-Viper????