U.S. Politics

[altcunningham]

My clip will be

Whats up guys
ShartimusPrime here
And today we're going to talk about
The Marvel Legends Enchantreesssss
But before we get started
Make sure to pick up all your toys at
Big
Big
Big Bad Toy Store

 

[TheSameIdiot]

I'm confident you won't read a joke like that anywhere else. Articulated Thoughts, folks!

 

[SDcomics]

No place like it.

I love it here.

 

[altcunningham]

Bibi begging on Twitter for DJ Orange Tanner to get the Nobel Peace Prize is something.

 

[jonaskane]

Apparently boys are more likely to get the 'tism because they get Tylenol after being circumcised.

That is a sentence literally no person on Earth should ever have to type, but here we are.

 

[altcunningham]

Apparently boys are more likely to get the 'tism because they get Tylenol after being circumcised.

That is a sentence literally no person on Earth should ever have to type, but here we are.

All my boxes are checked.

How do I get money to be the poster man?

 

[Damien]

Fuck, man. This goddamn forum can't stop. Now we're talking about autism dicks? It's just dicks. Dicks in every thread. You people are unstoppable. Like a giant autistic dick.

 

[Chooch555]

I hear autistic guys are all swinging pipe.

 

[Niko (protozoalord)]

Apparently boys are more likely to get the 'tism because they get Tylenol after being circumcised.

That is a sentence literally no person on Earth should ever have to type, but here we are.

Well I'm from a Jewish household, so I'm circumcised and only ever had off-brand painkillers. Where's my autism from then?

 

[Ru1977]

I used to know a woman who was a special education teacher, and one day one of her students was pressing the heel of his hand on his inner thigh then pushing down to almost his knee like dough. His shorts rode up a little and she realized he was poking out at the bottom, so definitely in the "giant" category. She let him know that wasn't appropriate in class but he grabbed hold of it and she repeated herself, and tried to pull his arm away but inadvertently did a dutch rudder.

 

[jonaskane]

Inadvertent Dutch rudder was my nickname in college.

 

[TheSameIdiot]

"Dutch rudder" and "swinging pipe." You guys teach me something new every day.

 

[Chooch555]

Lord help us if he ever wanders into the Joe forum.

 

[altcunningham]

Well I'm from a Jewish household, so I'm circumcised and only ever had off-brand painkillers. Where's my autism from then?

Aseedomenopawfins.

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Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Venezuela's María Corina Machado

"When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist," the committee said.

www.nbcnews.com

"When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist," the committee said.

Damn, Don out here catching strays.

 

[JakeEkiss]

Damn, Don out here catching strays.

From your lips to god's ears as the saying goes.