G.I. Joe Classified Series

[NORM]

Seeing how well Hasbro made this mutant scorpion makes me want Brood army builders for ML at that quality.

 

[altcunningham]

Amazon canceled my two cover girls. Although the email says they only canceled one but the whole order is gone.

I have a backup at EB but Bezos can eat one.

 

[docsilence]

Cracked open Desert Scorpion and honestly, what the hell, how do they keep one-upping themselves with this stuff? The best articulated bug monster at this scale I've seen. FANTASTIC engineering. And the trooper himself is PHENOMENAL. I swore of army building long ago and I have actively canceled any duplicate orders I've made this year but I need two of these so I can display both heads and create some really horrific pincer maneuver stuff with the mutant scorpions. This is an incredible figure.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Yeah those scorpion abominations are amazing.
They ate one of my cops, I swear!
And now the pancake-faced white cop is running around screaming “GAME OVER, MAN!!! GAME OVER!!!!!”

 

[Ru1977]

Ah, so giant mutant scorpions may be the solution here.

 

[TheGillMan]

"The scorpions! They're eating the cops! They're eating the kids!"

 

[Ru1977]

"maybe if we can get close enough to pour salt on them! I think that works. It didn't work!!! Why would God let this happen?!??!"

 

[mrboshek]

That guy with the green dog is already being found in Walmart?

 

[vicious]

That guy with the green dog is already being found in Walmart?

He is?

 

[Ru1977]

I had a feeling when it's listed on the website next week it won't be a preorder.

 

[SalemCrow]

Yup. A friend shared the image. No state given.

No state given by lionpride75, on Flickr

 

[mrboshek]

Yup. A friend shared the image. No state given.

No state given by lionpride75, on Flickr

That's the picture I saw on Instagram. Couldn't figure out where it was from, but I'd say Arizona if I had to bet. Sometimes I want to move to Arizona just to buy toys.

 

[Damien]

Cracked open Desert Scorpion and honestly, what the hell, how do they keep one-upping themselves with this stuff? The best articulated bug monster at this scale I've seen. FANTASTIC engineering. And the trooper himself is PHENOMENAL. I swore of army building long ago and I have actively canceled any duplicate orders I've made this year but I need two of these so I can display both heads and create some really horrific pincer maneuver stuff with the mutant scorpions. This is an incredible figure.

The Joes need a desert-themed guy-with-ferocious animal. We REALLY need Spearhead and his bobcat to run counter to the scorpion monster. We need him now more than ever. And, if I recall correctly, whenever there's trouble G.I. Joe is there. Make it happen, Hasbro.

 

[docsilence]

The Joes need a desert-themed guy-with-ferocious animal. We REALLY need Spearhead and his bobcat to run counter to the scorpion monster. We need him now more than ever. And, if I recall correctly, whenever there's trouble G.I. Joe is there. Make it happen, Hasbro.

they gotta hurry up and get Spearhead and Max out of the pipeline and onto our shelves.

Also Dusty had a coyote for a while. Call me crazy but I'd buy that too.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Dusty and Sandstorm would kick that scorpion’s carapaced ass.