G.I. Joe Classified Series

[Ru1977]

I did the hat and cape on Slice with his hooker swords, but used the scorpion mask head on Dice because (I'm sorry) it's more interesting to me than the three Dice heads. If they do a retro Slice or some other figure eventually looks cool with the scorpion mask head, I'll probably use the unmasked Dice head with the hat and cape on him.

 

[DarthDre758]

Slice with his hooker swords

 

[Ru1977]

 

[AceofKnaves]

Red Ninja Shmed Ninja. Give me an ARAH-accurate Cobra Ninja Viper.

BOTH!!
I want comic-style Red Ninjas (the above 3 3/4 figures are a great reference for what I want) but then I *definitely* want the teal goodness of Ninja Viper!!
Both of these are instances where they could give a Classified glow-up with extra parts and heads. Both could be done easily with the plethora of ninja parts that are now circulating. NV definitely needs a cowl-head and a hood-head to serve both the classic ARAH and also the 25th/Valor v Venom/Spytroops/whatever version.

 

[Ru1977]

 

[PantherCult]

Got the 'shipped' notice on the SNAKE Armor. I know its a big boy, but I'm excited to get my hands on it.

 

[Ru1977]

Getting your hands on the big snake? You guys are just handing these to Damien.

 

[NORM]

I got ship notice on the SNAKE armor as well, coming via FedEx.

 

[AceofKnaves]

I will soon be gripping three big SNAKEs at once. Gonna put some men, and maybe some women, inside them, too.

 

[DarthDre758]

Getting your hands on the big snake? You guys are just handing these to Damien.

I'm a fan of handing too.

coming via FedEx.

That seems like more work than it's worth.

I will soon be gripping three big SNAKEs at once. Gonna put some men, and maybe some women, inside them, too.

 

[Ru1977]

Putting a woman inside a snake? Hot damn.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Putting a woman inside a snake? Hot damn.

DOCTOR MINDBENDER STRIKES AGAIN!!

 

[Ru1977]

You know, if you have Dice with the unmasked head wearing the cape and hat, that hole in the middle of the hat really has me worried for how much sun his bald head is getting.

 

[Ru1977]

Oh! And back to the topic of 'which of these characters aren't hetero', I imagined Slice always making sure Dice applies sunblock and I pictured them as a truly loving, though outwardly violent, couple.

 

[Damien]

I was gone for like an hour and you guys are at it again with the oddly sweet gay love stories and handjobs. I can't even with you people.