G.I. Joe Classified Series

. . . aaaaand there we have it, folks!

Make sure to tip your waitress.

Next up: Satin, with “The Cobra That Got Away”.
 
I'm not sure where, but I feel like this thread took a turn. Not every conversation has to be about penises, guys! Let's keep it to like... 50% of the threads. ThunderCats -- that's a thread that should just be all about dicks.
 
cock-talk is wildly off-topic! now, back to joes, is this everyone's favorite missile launcher?

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(jokes aside I genuinely like the flak viper and headhunter stormtrooper missile launchers)
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Damien said:
I'm not sure where, but I feel like this thread took a turn. Not every conversation has to be about penises, guys! Let's keep it to like... 50% of the threads. ThunderCats -- that's a thread that should just be all about dicks.
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Normally I try not to be so crass, but the set up was right there!
 
I could've sworn the cardboard razorwire is the stuff that Pulse uses to wrap their current shipping with. Stuff is like manufactured papercuts and my cats LOVE it to the point I have to get it out of the house immediately for fear they'll cut themselves on it.
 
docsilence said:
Joe'nlyFans could probably be a thing, TBF.
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Ha. That reminds me of a comedian, I think Henry Cho (asian comic from the South), who had a bit about his friend applying for ID in the south and his name was just his initials JB. He filled out his forms with "J only" "B only." When he finally gets his ID it says his name is Jonly Bonly. Obviously it was funnier in his stand up set.

However maybe that friend is the one who started a Joe'nlyFans?

More on topic what are we expecting for this Wednesday's fanstream? I'm going with other's guesses about a Rattler unboxing. I think we might be tapped out on preorders for the month now (outside of the cop, but that may be pushed back beyond June).
 
I just got the Action Sailor today and he's easily, EASILY my favorite generic trooper they've done so far. He could be a SEAL, he could be a terrorist, he could be a Bond-ish spy... he's somehow both an utterly ordinary background character but also kitted out like a lead character. I immediately started head-canon'ing a file card for him. Aside from the Joes logo on one piece of his gear, he could be working for anyone, good or bad. Great figure.
 
docsilence said:
I could've sworn the cardboard razorwire is the stuff that Pulse uses to wrap their current shipping with. Stuff is like manufactured papercuts and my cats LOVE it to the point I have to get it out of the house immediately for fear they'll cut themselves on it.
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My friends and I still make fun of that post any time we get a Pulse delivery by sending unboxing videos with screams and bloodshed.

The current stuff feels a little softer and blunter. I don't know when they changed it, but I do mark the difference.
 
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