G.I. Joe Classified Series

Ohhhhh and if a figure had a sword, or if I could find a sword for a figure, it was all swordfights, all night long.
I found an old sabre from a Zorro toy and gave it to “Thunderblast”, my Steel Brigade expy, so he/I could duel with IG Destro.
 
AceofKnaves said:
Like Beach-Head: ok, he’s a hard-bitten Alabama boy, but he’s also pansexual and collects Pops of 80s action films.
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As a pan individual, I appreciate more representation, thank you!

akajomiha said:
I already struggle with the inherent military jingoistic propaganda aspect of the existence of this line
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That's why they're not U.S. based in my fanon. They're a worldwide organization for me. Best of the best from every country. And I reassign CoO wherever I can (e.g. Outback is from the outback). Hawk was a U.S. General, but he now works for the U.N.
 
AceofKnaves said:
Which reminds me: we NEED the Interrogator. Easily the most badass latter-day Cobra character.
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I couldn't wait.

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TENIME said:
As a pan individual, I appreciate more representation, thank you!
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Hell yeah! I was in a serious relationship with a pan individual for years, and they said thee most flattering thing to me: “out of literally all sentient beings in this universe, I chose YOU.”
 
TENIME said:
That's why they're not U.S. based in my fanon. They're a worldwide organization for me. Best of the best from every country. And I reassign CoO wherever I can (e.g. Outback is from the outback). Hawk was a U.S. General, but he now works for the U.N.
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THIS. ALL OF THIS.

Yeah, all my Joes actively *resigned* from the service to join G.I. Joe. They are literally a rag-tag band of exceptional individuals who do not answer to any specific world government, but rather to the UN/an altruistic global peace-keeping organization. Most of them are guys who are too open or too weird to fit in with traditional command structures. Most of them actively *rejected* those traditional command structures. All their work is clandestine, all their accomplishments and failures equally disavowed on an official level. Hawk personally vets all inductees, and Hawk is woke as fuck.
 
I put Banshee's non-screaming head on Night Force Falcon's body (because the head/beret went to regular Falcon to replace the monstrosity that came with it 😅), and named him Spc. Sean Terrance "Lucky" MacTaggert, from Galway, Ireland.
 
Actually, I have another one! I got a NF Shockwave to do a quick and not accurate Ghost from Modern Warfare. He's from the UK (somewhere in England I'm sure) but I fudged it some to be from Northern Ireland.
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That image is of the figure but I photoshopped the skull because I have yet to get the paint for it.
 
So they just released their third Cold Slither single today, Thunder Machine. Makes me wonder if we’ll be seeing that vehicle tomorrow now. The full album comes out in July and they’ll have the band performing at SDCC. They’re going all out for this! I’ve actually liked the songs they’ve put out so far.
 
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