Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers

[DarthDre758]

No no. Not just Booty. It was Darth "Booty is my middle name" Dre758. Booty can still be your middle name.

 

[joshsquash729]

No no. Not just Booty. It was Darth "Booty is my middle name" Dre758. Booty can still be your middle name.

That's a relief. It's a title I wear with pride. You'd have to pry this booty from my cold, dead hands.

 

[Ru1977]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

 

[joshsquash729]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

Well, my hands aren't the thing that's stiff. But it could be worked into my hands.

We're talking about the same thing, right?

 

[DarthDre758]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

 

[Ru1977]

 

[SalemCrow]

Ah, hell. Is this a Highlander situation? Can there only be 1 Booty Master? I'm willing to split the title. You take one cheek, I take the other. When working together, we can conquer anything (but mostly dat butt).

You 2 can be the Booty Master, but.....

Spoiler: Not quite SFW

 

[RicksNerdLife]

...what is happening to this distinguished establishment?

 

[altcunningham]

I think I just filled the cup

 

[Ru1977]

 

[altcunningham]

Ooh, what's a trouser snake?

 

[Damien]

"Booty" is my middle name, and, coincidentally what I majored in in college. I have a Bachelor's in Booty, a PhD in Posterior Studies, an Ass-ociates. I truly was top of my class in bottom studies.

Josh is dangerously close to 'Top Class Bottom' as a subnic.

 

[joshsquash729]

...what is happening to this distinguished establishment?

She dis on my ting until I guish on that establishment.

Josh is dangerously close to 'Top Class Bottom' as a subnic.

Why you lookin'?

Unless you meant it the other way, in which case....meh. I'm like the Sisyphus of Ass- doomed to eternally drag all this cake around, but it'll ultimately get me nowhere.



God, I really have gotten this thread off the rails, haven't I? I blame the cold medicine. Then again, all of this falls under the categories of both "horror stories" and "happy customers", so I guess I'm good.

 

[fac]

 

[altcunningham]

I decided I don't really care enough about the inhumans so that I would dump Triton and Gorgon.

Quick sales.

However. It seems like every buyer I've had this fall looks at my listing, wants it, and then gives me their personal lists of other Legends that I can throw in when they come to pick it up.

It's not even, hey if you have other Legends you're getting rid of I will take them. They are giving me their Christmas wish lists and even giving attitude when I mention it's just the figure for sale.

Strange behaviors.