Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers

[Ru1977]

Is that a real thing or do I have to "walk the plank" and such? I'm not falling for that again.

 

[Justice]

Is that a real thing or do I have to "walk the plank" and such? I'm not falling for that again.

It's real and pretty much gives you ebay rates without using ebay.

Pirateship.com

It's how I shipped out a million Crystal Balls for people here and did it cheaply.

 

[Ru1977]

Awesome, thank you.... NEVER heard of that until now.

 

[Justice]

I shipped 2 Marvel Universe Sentinels to a friend 10 hours away. 8 pound box and it was only $8.60. I was so sure USPS was going to call shenanigans on me when I dropped it off but it was all business as usual. I can't even begin to imagine what that would have cost at the desk.

 

[Justice]

I just calculated it on USPS.com using the size and weight from the shipping label in my Pirate ship history and it would be $16.05. So I paid about half of that through Pirate Ship.

 

[Ru1977]

That is such a great example to sell me too, thank you.

 

[joshsquash729]

Yarrr! I'll vouch for Pirate Ship too. It's saved me precious booty from bein' pillaged and plundered on these treacherous waters. Now high shipping rates can walk the plank, thanks to Pirate Ship!

(not sponsored, I just like talking like a pirate)

 

[Damien]

Look everybody, Josh is talking about booty again. HUGELY surprising.

 

[Ru1977]

My favorite of my brother in law's girlfriends dressed as a pirate for Halloween and kept asking people "what's a pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrrrrbys."

 

[TheGillMan]

My favorite of my brother in law's girlfriend dressed as a pirate for Halloween and kept asking people "what's a pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrrrrbys."

Why was the Pirate's kid not allowed to see a movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRRR!

 

[joshsquash729]

Look everybody, Josh is talking about booty again. HUGELY surprising.

"Booty" is my middle name, and, coincidentally what I majored in in college. I have a Bachelor's in Booty, a PhD in Posterior Studies, an Ass-ociates. I truly was top of my class in bottom studies.

 

[Justice]

I can't lie. Josh Booty Squash is a name I'm jealous of.

 

[altcunningham]

Why was the Pirate's kid not allowed to see a movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRRR!

My favourite is:

Pirate captain walks into a bar with the ship's wheel down the front of his pants.

Barkeep looks at him and says, "You know you've got the wheel down the front of your pants?"

Pirate captain says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts."

 

[DarthDre758]

"Booty" is my middle name

That was MY nickname in college.

 

[joshsquash729]

That was MY nickname in college.

Ah, hell. Is this a Highlander situation? Can there only be 1 Booty Master? I'm willing to split the title. You take one cheek, I take the other. When working together, we can conquer anything (but mostly dat butt).