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I always think about that whenever Sentinels come up. It’s the most ludicrous, unrealistic concept.
As an adult I find that to be the point. It's posturing for the peanut gallery that they have a solution to a very unsolvable problem.

Imposing name. Imposing scale. Told that it will protect you. Doesn't. Repeatedly throw money and marketing at it with Master Molds and scale to keep the propaganda up.

It's the equivalent of Mexico Will Pay For It and War on Terror. Kelly and Creed just need the votes and body count behind them. I'm sure they don't care if someone manifests like Cannonball and takes out half of a school. That's more power in their pocket.

I know this is just a hypothetical fantasy rant about
Comic books but look at hero registration and Civil War. An escaped super villain blows up the school and the heroes get punished for it? Another slapdash solution that sounds really good on a news ticker.
 
I always thought the sentinels were meant to represent government overreach by way of the military-industrial complex's impact on policing, especially disproportionate + over-policing of minority communities
I think it's a combination of 'we need a 'police'-type enemy for our marginalized people to fight, backed up by the MIC, but we also need them to be robots because we don't really want to show cops being shredded into goo by our heroes.' Thus... Sentinels.
 
I think it's a combination of 'we need a 'police'-type enemy for our marginalized people to fight, backed up by the MIC, but we also need them to be robots because we don't really want to show cops being shredded into goo by our heroes.' Thus... Sentinels.
I think this is an age thing for me, but it is definitely a plus when faceless bad-guy hordes aren't human. And robots are the best version of that. It's one of the few things I'm glad for in the Star Wars prequels, that you can have robot armies as well as flesh and blood ones. There becomes something really ghoulish about a dude with a laser-sword sleepwalking though a throng of human bad-guys de-limbing them all at speed. That wasn't really a problem in the original trilogy because Luke basically only pulled his saber out for one guy, but in the modern era I don't think the audience has an awareness of that restraint. I think the creators of the new shows do, though, which is why when Luke shows up in Mando he's fighting Dark Troopers and not people. It's a tension I feel that with superheroes as well. I don't actually want my superheroes to go all Zack Snyder 300 on their enemies.

I don't mind the lethal force with an archvillain, because that's usually an even fight, and the force is required to even put a dent in them. But if you've got hordes of goons, I don't actually enjoy seeing them thoughtlessly turned to red goo that much.
 
I think the creators of the new shows do, though, which is why when Luke shows up in Mando he's fighting Dark Troopers and not people. It's a tension I feel that with superheroes as well. I don't actually want my superheroes to go all Zack Snyder 300 on their enemies.
It's interesting because I feel like The Boys is supposed to make you really uncomfortable with what a superhuman could do to a human in a fight and make you think about how we watch more 'normal' superhero content. But it doesn't seem to actually do that, because so many people just seem to be totally on board with, as you say, 300-style superheroes.

And I mean, I want to be fair here, I'm probably a little guilty of that as someone whose favorites are Wolverine and Punisher.
 
I think this is an age thing for me, but it is definitely a plus when faceless bad-guy hordes aren't human. And robots are the best version of that.
Yep. Mass-slaughter of living beings, even “evil” ones, doesn’t make me feel good.
It’s one of my big objections to the end of Avengers: Endgame: uhhhhhh did Tony just wipe out a whole race there along with Thanos and crew? Did we check with those monster guys? Are they enslaved, like Gamora and Nebula totally were before being deprogrammed? All the questions it raises are yucky, especially in a week where I am listening to a podcast about Heinrich Himmler.

Robots feel much better.
 
It's one of the few things I'm glad for in the Star Wars prequels, that you can have robot armies as well as flesh and blood ones. There becomes something really ghoulish about a dude with a laser-sword sleepwalking though a throng of human bad-guys de-limbing them all at speed.
I believe Lucas explained exactly that as his reason for the droid army, he realized in the writing and visualizing stage that he didn't want a bunch of people sliced in half by the heroes.
 
It's interesting because I feel like The Boys is supposed to make you really uncomfortable with what a superhuman could do to a human in a fight and make you think about how we watch more 'normal' superhero content. But it doesn't seem to actually do that, because so many people just seem to be totally on board with, as you say, 300-style superheroes.

And I mean, I want to be fair here, I'm probably a little guilty of that as someone whose favorites are Wolverine and Punisher.
I never have, and doubtful ever will watch the Boys. And every time someone attempts to convince me to watch it they push me further and further away. I find the idea of sociopathic 'superheroes' fundamentally disgusting, and I don't generally want to watch it even if the premise is taking them down. No thanks. I live in the world where people with unchecked power shove everyone else into the meat-grinder. I'd like to not do that in my escapist fantasy, thanks.

Punisher and Wolverine (when Wolverine's powers are a bit less developed, like he's extremely hard to kill but not shrugging off artillery shells or whatever) I find a little more workable for the same reasons as the archvillain exception above. Typically the threat is high enough and they have few options to avoid the violence. Like, when your main power is "knives for hands" there's only so much you can do without ignoring the premise. Punisher is basically just John Wick with a slightly different backstory. It's not that I'll never indulge in that sort of story, but it's a sometimes food, and the more the media leans into realistic and excessive gore the more I tune out. The end of season 1 of Punisher, where he fucks up Jigsaw's face on the mirror was definitely a rough ride.
Yep. Mass-slaughter of living beings, even “evil” ones, doesn’t make me feel good.
It’s one of my big objections to the end of Avengers: Endgame: uhhhhhh did Tony just wipe out a whole race there along with Thanos and crew? Did we check with those monster guys? Are they enslaved, like Gamora and Nebula totally were before being deprogrammed? All the questions it raises are yucky, especially in a week where I am listening to a podcast about Heinrich Himmler.

Robots feel much better.
My assumption for Endgame was that those guys were somehow engineered monsters. Biobots basically. I got the same impression with the aliens in the first Avengers (otherwise how does blowing up the mother ship shut them all down?). They're organic, but still effectively robots in that they have no real agency beyond programming. It rides a line but their inhuman presentation and that thought make them workable for me.

I do agree though, robots are much better. And in today's world, a lot more topical. I am certain that before I die autonomous killing machines will be deployed in warfare or policing and I'll get to see the actual ramifications of them 'choosing' to kill people. Fuck them 'AI's. Let's reprogram them all with axes I say.
I believe Lucas explained exactly that as his reason for the droid army, he realized in the writing and visualizing stage that he didn't want a bunch of people sliced in half by the heroes.
Yeah, good on George, a thing I don't get to say very often these days.
 
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First review I've seen of the Sentinel. It's one of those quickie videos, but probably gets the job done in terms of giving you a quick look. No floppiness!

 
I forgot what the thing even cost. And, no, I don't want to be reminded. My wallet has taken a beating of late and I find ignorance comforting in this moment.
 
Oh crap - I hope they don't start shipping these MID-December - I'm gone.

Why would they even bother to ship these before the New Year at that point? Wouldn't shipping rates go down as soon as the holidays are over? Why not take advantage of any savings and actually be courteous to their customer base? Or is it a "must deliver this quarter to juice Q4 numbers"?

Oh. Of course that's why.
 
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