G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

[Ru1977]

 

[JakeEkiss]

Well that's what the 3-point is for. It's to hook the crate to a vehicle. That's the back of the Stinger, yeah?

We're definitely getting that gun crate again. What a fun little set.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

I look forward to someone reenacting the opening launch scene from the Top Gun films using these aircraft maintenance and loading crew guys. Does Cobra have its own aircraft carrier?

Comes with the traffic guidance popsicle "BigStix" and a chainsaw...what's next an evil Lunch Lady with perhaps a serrated spatula?

 

[Felonious Monk]

Something tells me, outside of Cobra Island troops, the yellow vests get the most shit from other Cobra--especially the red vests.

 

[Spongyblue]

Thee ole' Ketchup and Mustard Combo. Dig it. Now do a Joe version.

 

[Ru1977]

Walmart Collector Con 2026 Preview: Hasbro G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke, America's 250th Birthday 6 Inch Action Figure

Walmart Collector Con Alert! Get readyWalmart Collector Con is almost here! 🙌The Hasbro G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke, America's

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The Hasbro G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke, America's 250th Birthday 6 Inch Action Figure drops March 19–20 at 10 AM EDT. Don’t miss your chance to add The Rock to your collection.

This figure is listed to ship on 5/1/2026.

G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke, America's 250th Birthday 6 Inch Action Figure - Walmart.com

Buy G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke, America's 250th Birthday 6 Inch Action Figure at Walmart.com

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[Ru1977]

2026 Walmart Collector Con Preview: Hasbro G.I. Joe Clasiified Series Walmart Exclusive Dire Tech Night Creeper Figure

Shown below are official images for the new G.I. Joe Clasiified Series Walmart Exclusive Dire Tech Night Creeper Figure from Hasbro. This figure is now liste

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Shown below are official images for the new G.I. Joe Clasiified Series Walmart Exclusive Dire Tech Night Creeper Figure from Hasbro. This figure is now listed online for the Walmart Collector Con event which takes place on March 19-20 at 10am ET.

This figure is listed to ship on 6/15/2026.

G.I. Joe Classified Series 202, Night-Creeper (D.I.R.E. Tech), 6 Inch Action Figure - Walmart.com

Buy G.I. Joe Classified Series 202, Night-Creeper (D.I.R.E. Tech), 6 Inch Action Figure at Walmart.com

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[WrathofTaco]

Maybe... maybe Red White and Duke will distract people long enough for me to score a pre-cancellation.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I kinda want that Duke to put with Marvel Cap America collection, but as who...

 

[Spongyblue]

It's a crime we haven't had a Joe modeled after Burt Reynolds.

 

[docsilence]

A) NOT needing to chase a fucking Walmart exclusive is nice
B) I didn't realize they branded his laster rifle with a star, that's the most right wing propaganda thing this line has ever done and I'm picturing duke being like "NO, Hawk, I don't care how much this helps our budget, I'm not walking around with the GI Barbie Laser Rifle, I have STANDARDS"

 

[WrathofTaco]

I wish on every shiny Christmas star that ever there was that the silly snake/ghost/ninja man didn't tick every box in my soul, but he do. Whispering to the birds in my yard is about as likely to net me a DIRE Creeper as the damn pre-order, but I'm still gonna do it. Puke.

 

[docsilence]

Pulse is shipping the Royal Guards. Guess my "should I go get them at target" indecision is too late. Though I do think I want a third despite the price. I felt like two was rasonable, one of each helmet, but...

 

[WrathofTaco]

I'm stuck between having one as a single, lowly emissary who is still way too much to handle, or a pair to flank the rest of Cobra La when I inevitably cave and buy them all on the secondary market like an asshole.