Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers

[DarthDre758]

No no. Not just Booty. It was Darth "Booty is my middle name" Dre758. Booty can still be your middle name.

 

[joshsquash729]

No no. Not just Booty. It was Darth "Booty is my middle name" Dre758. Booty can still be your middle name.

That's a relief. It's a title I wear with pride. You'd have to pry this booty from my cold, dead hands.

 

[Ru1977]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

 

[joshsquash729]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

Well, my hands aren't the thing that's stiff. But it could be worked into my hands.

We're talking about the same thing, right?

 

[DarthDre758]

Couldn't work "stiff" in there?

 

[Ru1977]

 

[SalemCrow]

Ah, hell. Is this a Highlander situation? Can there only be 1 Booty Master? I'm willing to split the title. You take one cheek, I take the other. When working together, we can conquer anything (but mostly dat butt).

You 2 can be the Booty Master, but.....

Spoiler: Not quite SFW

 

[RicksNerdLife]

...what is happening to this distinguished establishment?

 

[altcunningham]

I think I just filled the cup

 

[Ru1977]

 

[altcunningham]

Ooh, what's a trouser snake?

 

[Damien]

"Booty" is my middle name, and, coincidentally what I majored in in college. I have a Bachelor's in Booty, a PhD in Posterior Studies, an Ass-ociates. I truly was top of my class in bottom studies.

Josh is dangerously close to 'Top Class Bottom' as a subnic.

 

[joshsquash729]

...what is happening to this distinguished establishment?

She dis on my ting until I guish on that establishment.

Josh is dangerously close to 'Top Class Bottom' as a subnic.

Why you lookin'?

Unless you meant it the other way, in which case....meh. I'm like the Sisyphus of Ass- doomed to eternally drag all this cake around, but it'll ultimately get me nowhere.



God, I really have gotten this thread off the rails, haven't I? I blame the cold medicine. Then again, all of this falls under the categories of both "horror stories" and "happy customers", so I guess I'm good.

 

[fac]