Rewatched Fantastic Four now that it's on D+ and have a few thoughts. First - this movie should be hitting theatres now, not home entertainment. It has Halloween and Thanksgiving and snow in it - and a very wintery color palette. Disney did a damaging thing by cramming this into the late summer corridor where it could never stand out. Tron should have gotten that slot.
Long essay incoming!
First Steps is totally fine. It is at times beautiful, and has most of the elements to be good. Except it has no zip - it never really comes alive.
It's designed in all aspects to be a departure from our usual MCU but that decision also robs this film from feeling like a good Marvel movie. Marvel heroes and their slice of the universe usually feel lived-in, for the most part. They exist in the world. The FF, living in their skyscraper, barely interact with anyone but themselves and their one normie employee - no lab assistants, no shuttle crew, just HERBIE (who is probably the element done best in this film). These four are totally elite. Ben is the only one who talks to a regular person (and even that got cut to the bone). When the Avengers had their tower for all of 15 minutes, they at least had a party and let the world in.
This take on Marvel's first family feels extremely DC - gods among men, not men taking on gods. Even their theme song has this offputting, god-like above-you-all vibe.
They want to literally transport the Earth and not one second is spent on anyone *questioning* their plan? Or asking "to where?" Sue talks down a murderous mob with blah-blah-"family" BS? No one fights them on their "give us control of all YOUR power" decree? None of it feels realistic, everything is just so professional, predictable, plot-mechanical and not character-motivated - no zip. There is nothing unexpected in this film. Even the tag is exactly what everyone expected.*
These characters have the illusion of angst, but no threat to them is actually real. What if for even a second we actually believed Reed would give up Franklin? The only hard thing is Ben's skin - everything else these characters face is just a breeze. And the four of them together never get my pulse racing or become a sum bigger than the parts. This movie could have been generated by AI and I bet it would feel 95% the same.
A big part of this is the lack of quips. Some movies/characters did them wrong, and I know people on this particular forum are not fans, but there are so many moments where little bits of incidental dialogue would have helped these people feel real and the characters more like Marvel heroes. Reed and Sue being otherwise focused and not quipping - okay, that's a choice. Johnny's few attempts are weak. Ben's runner of refusing to say his not!tagline could have easily been replaced with actual fun stuff to say.
That's not to say it's bad - it's not. The actors are all giving solid to very good performances. I really bought Sue in the climax. But the whole thing is all just... generically fine. It did the business it deserved to. And I really wish it was better.
Another random thing: the crowd work in this movie is especially bad - I am generally very observant and bad BG doesn't normally pull my focus but almost every shot of crowds in this is distractingly bad. There are so many of them and the people are all dressed noticeably similarly, many faces are repeated in various scenes, very few of them are acting well or believably. The "angry" mob has barely any presence at all, certainly no threat.
*I wanted to bring this up separately but all the lack of antagonism I mentioned? One giant Doom-shaped hole in this film. I didn't care that Doom wasn't going to be in this movie until I realized he could have been the answer to a lot of my issues with this movie. Having RDJr debut here with zero pre-release awareness could have been the unexpected livewire this film needed. And honestly - this film is the one I care about, not the next one. I will care about that one, but this one not working as well as it could is one reason they are throwing the kitchen sink into the next.
Thanks for tuning into my Ted Gilbert Show. Anyone else have updated thoughts after sitting with this movie for awhile?