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Code Name: Big Boa
File Name, Unknown; Balboa, Sylvester (stage name)
Primary Military Specialty: Physical Training Instructor
Secondary Military Specialty: Mixed Martial Arts
Birthplace: Staten Island, New York
Grade: N/A
Following the election of Rexford Lewis, an effort was made to place any American citizen Cobra operatives not on international watchlists in useful public-facing positions. Big Boa was considered for the role of head of Health and Human Services, but it was determined he would first need to elevate his public relations status. Thus, Punching Down with Big Boa was launched - ostensibly a health and fitness "man-o-sphere" podcast, the show was also intended to sway public opinion, particularly among young male voters, toward Lewis's policies and beliefs. The show has become significantly profitable, selling male-enhancement products, a line of testosterone supplements branded as "Serpent Venom," and erectile enhancement gel called "Snake Skin." It is Lewis's intent to install Big Boa as the Health Secretary in his second year in office. but is also considering using the podcast to supply the nation's most gullible men with a mind-controlling agent developed by Dr. Mindbender.
"You know the saying, a face for radio? That's Big Boa. That potato he calls a face belongs on audio-only productions. I want to say his show is harmless, but people really buy into his "real men" schtick, and he's making bank off the non-FDA approved chemicals he's peddling. Dial Tone has an idea to start a competing show debunking what Big Boa is saying on air, but Hawk thinks it's a waste of effort. 'Those pills might do more harm than good, but nothing will cure stupid,' he says."
