G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

[Ru1977]

 

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Code Name: Breaker (Disavowed)
File Name: Kibbey, Alvin R.
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Computer Technology
Birthplace: Spencer, Gatlinburg, Tennessee
Rank: E-4

Subject accepted early retirement with the dissolution of the GI Joe Unit. Considered a low-risk member of the team, standard surveillance was assigned to him as, with a somewhat outdated computer technology background, he was expected to join the civilian workforce and fade into obscurity. Recent developments, however, have escalated as Kibbey launched "Breaking Good with Alvin Kibbey," a dual-broadcast classic radio show and podcast. His roster of guests include voices antagonistic to the Lewis administration, including Professor Dick Blinkin, anti-war activist Dr. Adele Burkhart, former Joe leader Dashiell Faireborn, pop star Satin, journalist Hector Ramirez, Nobel Prize winning scientist Laszlo Vandermeer, and others with first-hand encounters with Cobra prior to the Lewis administration. Lewis himself has ordered an investigation into how to shut down Kibbey's show without raising public suspicion.

"Breaker flies under the radar. He likes to crack jokes, drink cheap beer, pull slapdick pranks, keep it light, but the man's ridiculously smart - he speaks seven languages, for Pete's sake. He always used to joke, when we brought guys like Mainframe onboard, that someday all that high-tech gear we used would crap out on us and then we'd all run back to him to turn the old radio system back on. And you know what? He's right. Now Alvin's broadcasting his interviews in multiple languages from secret locations across the country, poking that bear, and none of the streaming services are willing to shut him down because his ratings are too good. Breaker's here to troll Cobra and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of bubble gum.

 

[Ru1977]

That guest list!!!!

And that ending was just fucking awesome. Yes. YES!

Is Breaker doing coded messages within the interviews to coordinate the various cells?

 

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Is Breaker doing coded messages within the interviews to coordinate the various cells?

100%. I meant to include a line about that in there but it's kinda funnier if the focus on him is 'this week on Breaking Good we have NOTED Cobra antagonist so and so on here to give us their favorite holiday drink recipe and talk about how Cobra Commander stiffed them on their contractor bill."

 

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Okay, thanks to @Ru1977 tallying them up I know I'm 2 cards from 50. Gonna write those up tonight so we can hit 50 by December. The unwritten requested characters so far are:
Falcon
Storm Shadow
Gnawgahyde
Falcon
Mutt & Junkyard
Night Viper
Night Creeper
And my own addition to the list is Dial Tone

I definitely can work with this list but feel free to shout out more requests, especially troop types, those Viper cards the other night were a hoot to write up.

I'm also gonna go back and stealth-edit Crystal Ball and the Ghost Vipers to be tied to a location out of Lovecraft instead of the Himalayas - intended him to be tied to Cobra-La but I think I want those separate.

 

[Ru1977]

100%. I meant to include a line about that in there but it's kinda funnier if the focus on him is 'this week on Breaking Good we have NOTED Cobra antagonist so and so on here to give us their favorite holiday drink recipe and talk about how Cobra Commander stiffed them on their contractor bill."

Fucking awesome. MAN this needs to be a comic or cartoon like nobody's business.

Okay, thanks to @Ru1977 tallying them up I know I'm 2 cards from 50. Gonna write those up tonight so we can hit 50 by December.

Ah fuck yeah!

The unwritten requested characters so far are:
Falcon
Storm Shadow
Gnawgahyde
Falcon
Mutt & Junkyard
Night Viper
Night Creeper
And my own addition to the list is Dial Tone

Nice, I'm so glad you're keeping track of the requests because I was not.

I definitely can work with this list but feel free to shout out more requests, especially troop types, those Viper cards the other night were a hoot to write up.

I would like a Night Viper card, but not until you have him in hand heh.

I'm also gonna go back and stealth-edit Crystal Ball and the Ghost Vipers to be tied to a location out of Lovecraft instead of the Himalayas - intended him to be tied to Cobra-La but I think I want those separate.

Awesome, really glad revisions are an option. I'm slowly learning my new software so next weekend I want to hit the ground running and do as many as I can before my wife knocks me out of my chair.