G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

[Ru1977]

Oh I *definitely* never tried them. It somehow felt like a bad idea.

Yeah, I felt the same way, that's funny. Then, what, five years later or so I was Eric Draven for Halloween

 

[AceofKnaves]

Yeah, I felt the same way, that's funny. Then, what, five years later or so I was Eric Draven for Halloween

Well but see that’s the thing:
I already knew enough about makeup to know that cheap makeup and especially makeup from questionable/non-makeup sources might be gross at best and harmful at worst. I was all about makeup at Halloween and, like, pretty much any time I could come up with an excuse to put on makeup.

 

[Ru1977]

You're right, yeah. Maybe I opened it and it smelled funny or was too liquidy heh. But yeah, didn't seem safe at the time. Which says a lot as an 80s kid heh.

 

[Chooch555]

I thought for a long time that they were meant to go on the figures.

 

[Ru1977]

I seriously doubt you're the only one

 

[NORM]

GI Joes came with real camo you could apply to your own skin? That’s insane.

 

[Super Camel]

The Exclusive Breaker figure and the Exclusive 2 pack of Short Fuze and Steeler are both currently In Stock on Hasbro Pulse if anyone needs them.

 

[DarthDre758]

Ah man, I had a few of the face paints but never tried them...

GI Joes came with real camo you could apply to your own skin? That’s insane.

I would put it on when I went skiing. I don't know why, my face was mostly covered with goggles, and either a mask or scarf.

I don't think it damaged my skin at all, but I'll ask Larry and Barry.

 

[Ru1977]

The Arctic HISS driver soooooorta reminds me of the V2 Snow Serpent... With more purple he definitely would

 

[Ru1977]

Current Doc canceled MOST of the doubles in time so he's primarily resentful about the added stress. Okay, I'm gonna stop self-mockery in the news thread and keep my self-flagellation to the dick joke thread.

I get stressed for you. Not a shitload but still, I get mildly alarmed.

 

[Damien]

I wonder if I could do this 'past Doc/future Doc' thing in my own life.
Do you guys think future Doc would be made if I pre-ordered a HISS on his credit card? That's how this works, right?

 

[Ru1977]

Yet another great example of how these boards have helped me (and hurt my wallet lol). I have been trained to expect to pay upfront with so many things that when it’s not a normal preorder I make the classic mistake of assuming.

 

[docsilence]

I wonder if I could do this 'past Doc/future Doc' thing in my own life.
Do you guys think future Doc would be made if I pre-ordered a HISS on his credit card? That's how this works, right?

Wouldn't even realize it til the bill hit, TBH.

 

[Ru1977]

It's going to be Zartan's ARCTIC sled! Soon to be re-deco'd for swamp use.

The oul PBC, Polar Battle Chameleon. Also yes, Zartan is known to have a Pretty Big Cock.

 

[Spongyblue]

I need a new head for desert Slaughter. Can't have two Sarges on the shelf, your create a temporal paradox. My biggest issue is he has such a meaty neck, so almost none of my buckets of Marvel Legends heads are anywhere close. I'm trying the Commander Rodgers head, it kinda matches the neck, but will blow off if I look at it wrong.