G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #289 - Headhunter Stormtrooper/Keel-Haul (RAH)

Day 286 - Sarawak Sally - (Marvel) (6/25/26)

River pirate from Marvel's Special Missions!

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Looks like Cold Slither has an even better new lead singer.
I could see that figure being too hilarious not to get. At the same time, it would also be an easy pass depending on finances and my mood that day. And I don't see Hasbro making skimpy-shorts Joe girls anyway, to be honest.
 
The face I just made when this post made me aware there was a Roddy Piper GI Joe figure. I hate it.

But if anyone could make one cool enough to buy, it's Classified.
 
Not to be a mega-downer, but Roddy was accused of raping Luna Vachon when she was 13 (by her son, who claimed his mother told him it happened). Impossible to verify at this point and maybe the only other person who she may have told hasn't said anything. Between that accusation and the whole blackface thing... I really just don't want a Roddy figure in my collection. No shade on anyone that does.
 
Not to be a mega-downer, but Roddy was accused of raping Luna Vachon when she was 13 (by her son, who claimed his mother told him it happened). Impossible to verify at this point and maybe the only other person who she may have told hasn't said anything. Between that accusation and the whole blackface thing... I really just don't want a Roddy figure in my collection. No shade on anyone that does.
I knew hardly anything about Piper when I posted that, but I had a feeling there would be something. Not to be too prejudiced but I kinda assume the worst for a lot of professional wrestlers. Is Slaughter a total piece of shit as well?
 
Is Slaughter a total piece of shit as well?
Would you fucking believe.... no. He doesn't seem to be. I mean, he's an old man so I'm sure he's done and said some fucking shit we don't want to talk about. But he has basically no legitimate controversies that I'm aware of. Some (clowns) get mad about him 'pretending to be a soldier' -because they don't understand what wrestling is, I guess. But, otherwise, he seems like a decent -enough- guy that just likes being a pro-wrestler and keeping the story alive whenever he's in public.

The worst thing I heard of him doing was getting mad when WWE fairly recently had a female wrestler with a military background using his old finisher. He basically said she sucked at it. Which she did.
 
Not to be a mega-downer, but Roddy was accused of raping Luna Vachon when she was 13 (by her son, who claimed his mother told him it happened). Impossible to verify at this point and maybe the only other person who she may have told hasn't said anything. Between that accusation and the whole blackface thing... I really just don't want a Roddy figure in my collection. No shade on anyone that does.
Welp. Haven't followed wrasslin' since I was like, twelve, so I hadn't heard about this. Never surprised when shit comes out about anyone famous, though.
 
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