G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #276 - Serpentor (V4)

Zartan wearing a hoodie, he looks like a druid or a monk. Zartan wears armor over his shirtless body.
 
Zartan wears armor over his shirtless body
, said Scarlett, breathlessly. Stalker raised one questioning eyebrow, then lowered it as he watched Duke get a faraway look in his eye and slowly, methodically, unconsciously, lick his lips.
“Master of disguise, huh?”, said Duke, bemused. “I wonder what he’s hiding under there?”
“Damn Dreadnoks with their bare midriffs, distracting everyone!” snarled Stalker, trying to push his own confusing thoughts as far down as possible.
 
Hopefully he got that Swampfire taken care of if so many are interested in riding the Thunder Machine.

I still love the end of that one episode, I wanna say it was the Gamemaster one, where both sides are just chillin' after, and Zartan is clearly flirting with Scarlett.
 
, said Scarlett, breathlessly. Stalker raised one questioning eyebrow, then lowered it as he watched Duke get a faraway look in his eye and slowly, methodically, unconsciously, lick his lips.
“Master of disguise, huh?”, said Duke, bemused. “I wonder what he’s hiding under there?”
“Damn Dreadnoks with their bare midriffs, distracting everyone!” snarled Stalker, trying to push his own confusing thoughts as far down as possible.
2026 Movie Skeletor, is that you?
 
Day 271 - Roadblock- (Resolute) (6/10/26)

More Resolute Week!

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But wait. There’s no shin guards. It’ll never pass Joe inspectors.
I’m kind of indifferent on this one. I don’t hate it, but I’m not over the moon on it. I’d have to see what Classified would actually do with it.
 
I get that, but to me he looks more like a Delta operator, which is what ICEholes are emulating as well.
If that isn't the statement of the era. Late stage "should not have glorified and commercialized the military post-9/11" meaning someone dressed like an actual soldier is more recognizable as a Meal Team Six asshole than a professional soldier.
 
If that isn't the statement of the era. Late stage "should not have glorified and commercialized the military post-9/11" meaning someone dressed like an actual soldier is more recognizable as a Meal Team Six asshole than a professional soldier.
I noted that BMac fell all over himself in the stream today to say the VAMP mk2 was NOT in “Desert Storm” colors.
 
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