G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #270 - Zartan (Resolute)

[AceofKnaves]

Yeah, I’d take the dog.

 

[WrathofTaco]

Robot dog is it's own reward and clearly essential to the continued existence of the line, but the kid? GI Joe in this incarnation doesn't really need an audience surrogate character. He shows up, he's getting fed to the dinosaurs.

 

[AceofKnaves]

audience surrogate character

My least favorite kind of character, yes.
The worst.

 

[docsilence]

GI Joe does not need a kid.

GI Joe does need a robot dog.

 

[Damien]

Absolutely not.

 

[canprime]

Just to be a shit disturber today.........YES SCOTT.........BOO ROBOT DOG!!!!!















yeah not really, reverse that.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

GI Joe does not need a kid.

Especially since we already have Bazooka.

 

[d2bruce]

Just no. Not in any way, shape, manner or form.

 

[Spongyblue]

He can be Snake-Eyes fifth secret apprentice.

 

[AceofKnaves]

He can be Snake-Eyes fifth secret apprentice.

Code name: “Acceptable Loss”.

 

[Spongyblue]

Primary Duty: Stand in front when B.A.T.S show up.
Secondary Duty: Tell Roadblock when his mom is home by herself.

 

[Ru1977]

Code name: “Acceptable Loss”.

 

[Ru1977]

Day 187 - Spirit - (Sigma 6) (3/18/26)

Spirit, Sigma 6 version.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Decartoonify it, and I’m in.

 

[docsilence]

What did they do to my BOY