Funko nearing bankruptcy

Once upon a time, Funko released these horror character Mystery Minis that I quite liked the look of, so I have those. Then they changed the aesthetic, iirc, for the last series, so I didn't buy them, and then they quit making them. And that's the extent of my (non-Mondo) experience owning Funko products.
 
It's objectively hilarious that most of us plastic action figure collectors find stylized vinyl statues so insulting.

To be fair, only like 33% of my revulsion for POP is the form factor itself. Most of it is the reason the exist, and the manner in which they exist. And it's something I despise -outside- Funko as well. For example, I fucking hate Jeremy Padawer and everything he stands for. He sucks. He's bad for the toy collecting hobby at large and I'd like to see him demoted to being the bathroom cleaner at Taco Bell for the rest of eternity.

I used to think the design was clever. It does work great for iconic things like Superman, Wonder Woman, Sailor Moon, things that read well at a glance.

But then they started making the wife from
Everybody Loves Raymond and the cast of Friends and those aren't as readable in the format.

Yeah. I've joked to my wife (she does buy some POP figures) that half of the stuff they make most people could not identify once it's out of the package. Mostly in the context of finding it funny they make some figure from some show we liked, and then joking that if we bought it and put on the shelf, in five years we'd probably forget who the fuck it's even supposed to be.
 
It's objectively hilarious that most of us plastic action figure collectors find stylized vinyl statues so insulting.
I wish I had a photo of the "wall of faces" guy from Texas artist alleys. I feel like the visual would help explain. But he literally did hundreds, HUNDREDS of the same basic drawing. He had a display 15' high that dwarfed everything else in artist alley of just head after head after head. He'd draw a character, from anything, from the neck up, staring straight into camera, with no real expression and a very simplified style (to the point where most men and women had identical facial structure). And most of the time he didn't even draw the whole head. Drew half and mirrored it for most of them. He talked about how he could grind out like ten to twenty of these a day. He had every character you can imagine in any version you could imagine from anything.

It was the most lifeless, soulless art I've ever seen pre AI, and tabling next to him and talking to him felt like talking to a finance bro. He had no love for any of it. It was intentionally mass-produced slop for a fast buck and he was happy to talk about how that's all it was. And it worked. He raked in money hand over fist. And he spoke in a tone that let you know if you weren't doing the same, if you valued effort, you were a fucking sucker.

Every other artist in his vicinity worked harder on every other piece they'd done and he blew everyone away on sales. Pros and amateurs and anyone in-between. Wasn't even close. This was where I discovered quality is basically meaningless to most fans. If you hit them with enough nostalgia grenades, they will pass up better things, even cheaper ones, just to get the hit.

Funko, even if it isn't exactly the same thing, the way it's pushed and made and looks, it feels the same. The comic store shelves with the infinite stacks of them look the same to me. I admit it's not rational. Don't care, they seem gross to me. I reserve the right to be completely illogical about it.
 
I wish I had a photo of the "wall of faces" guy from Texas artist alleys. I feel like the visual would help explain. But he literally did hundreds, HUNDREDS of the same basic drawing. He had a display 15' high that dwarfed everything else in artist alley of just head after head after head. He'd draw a character, from anything, from the neck up, staring straight into camera, with no real expression and a very simplified style (to the point where most men and women had identical facial structure). And most of the time he didn't even draw the whole head. Drew half and mirrored it for most of them. He talked about how he could grind out like ten to twenty of these a day. He had every character you can imagine in any version you could imagine from anything.

It was the most lifeless, soulless art I've ever seen pre AI, and tabling next to him and talking to him felt like talking to a finance bro. He had no love for any of it. It was intentionally mass-produced slop for a fast buck and he was happy to talk about how that's all it was. And it worked. He raked in money hand over fist. And he spoke in a tone that let you know if you weren't doing the same, if you valued effort, you were a fucking sucker.

Every other artist in his vicinity worked harder on every other piece they'd done and he blew everyone away on sales. Pros and amateurs and anyone in-between. Wasn't even close. This was where I discovered quality is basically meaningless to most fans. If you hit them with enough nostalgia grenades, they will pass up better things, even cheaper ones, just to get the hit.

Funko, even if it isn't exactly the same thing, the way it's pushed and made and looks, it feels the same. The comic store shelves with the infinite stacks of them look the same to me. I admit it's not rational. Don't care, they seem gross to me. I reserve the right to be completely illogical about it.
My wife and I tabled next to folks like that, maybe even the same guy? It is an absolutely soul-crushing experience when guys like that eat your lunch and didn't even notice because it was just crumbs to them. Our local slop-jockey ran a sticker business and started churning out IP drek just to prop up his real business of producing stickers. He always made a killing.
 
My wife and I tabled next to folks like that, maybe even the same guy? It is an absolutely soul-crushing experience when guys like that eat your lunch and didn't even notice because it was just crumbs to them. Our local slop-jockey ran a sticker business and started churning out IP drek just to prop up his real business of producing stickers. He always made a killing.
Yeah. I feel the same way about Generic Anime People, as an artist and a consumer. Like it's not even recognizable that it's Your Art, it's just Social Media Generic Anime. And it always kills. I was talking about it with a very successful working artist and she said it hits her too but the reality is If they follow you or like you on social media it means nothing because they aren't there for your art. They are there for the IP, which will never convert to a sale for you anyway.

But it did blow my mind the other day when I saw someone post very amateur like Middle School level Goku fan art, I don't care. I'll judge him. 500,000 followers, 5000 likes. And then Joelle Jones and Daniel Warren Johnson post detailed inks on the same scroll and get nothing, and have a small fraction of that in following. Tears me up.

My newest art grievance is Threads social media, which I don't prioritize, but the autistic problem solved/fairness judge part of me gets really twisted when, and this real, most women artists now post two it's always two, there has to be an algorithm trick for that) sexy selfies, and then the art tucked in the third... If they even include art. Usually with some "People hate my smile, but I thought I'd post it anyway."

Oh, and my oldest enemy with artists making a living is when they post like the equivalent Sistine chapel ceiling on social media and then just say they banged it out as a sketch while waiting on their pumpkin latte at Starbucks. And they treat every piece like that like ah, this is just an afterthought. And if you know anything about any art you're like now that clearly took hours if not days. Why are you lying about it. But we know why they're lying about it because it gets the attention and the casuals believe it. But it really makes me want a rock bottom them through their table. Again maybe it's the autism but I'm just like be honest and authentic. God damn it.
 
My wife and I tabled next to folks like that, maybe even the same guy? It is an absolutely soul-crushing experience when guys like that eat your lunch and didn't even notice because it was just crumbs to them. Our local slop-jockey ran a sticker business and started churning out IP drek just to prop up his real business of producing stickers. He always made a killing.
The absolute worst part for the guy I tabled next to was at one point an aspiring artist came by my table and started asking me about tools and techniques and such, and we were having a fine conversation and this jackass just cuts in to tell me how I use the wrong tools for my work. And I was just dumbstruck by the audacity. I shit better art than this guy and he's wanting to lecture me on tools in front of a younger artist who specifically passed him to ask me how I did my stuff.

I hated that guy so fuckin' much I could taste it. The nerve.

I'm pretty sure this guy was Texas local, but who knows. He wasn't the only one with a similar vibe, he's just the one I saw most often with the biggest, most obnoxious setup. Eventually shows instilled height restrictions on booths specifically because this guy basically erected the Great Wall of China in every show and blocked all the sight lines for half a row of artist alley.
 
The absolute worst part for the guy I tabled next to was at one point an aspiring artist came by my table and started asking me about tools and techniques and such, and we were having a fine conversation and this jackass just cuts in to tell me how I use the wrong tools for my work. And I was just dumbstruck by the audacity. I shit better art than this guy and he's wanting to lecture me on tools in front of a younger artist who specifically passed him to ask me how I did my stuff.

I hated that guy so fuckin' much I could taste it. The nerve.

I'm pretty sure this guy was Texas local, but who knows. He wasn't the only one with a similar vibe, he's just the one I saw most often with the biggest, most obnoxious setup. Eventually shows instilled height restrictions on booths specifically because this guy basically erected the Great Wall of China in every show and blocked all the sight lines for half a row of artist alley.
Next time I'm in Texas, I'll go to the show and if you point him out I'll just spend the entire time telling him how much his stuff sucks and intentionally/aggressively talking other people out of buying his stuff until I get kicked out of the show. Sounds like a decent way to spend a Saturday, if you ask me.
 
Honestly, any disgruntled takes I have regarding POPs just the shear amount of real estate they take up at the cons I work. Just walls of them that make it hard to find your way around. If they were just A Thing and not The Thing I'd think they were cute.

Also it super annoyed me in a really neurotic way that... I forget which was which, but Marvel had to be bobbleheads because of licensing limitations but DC didn't? Or the other way around? I'm always on the hunt for a style of figure where I can put Marvel and DC next to each other but the bobble head thing annoyed me on a really nitpicky level.

I have about 15 Funko Pops, but half of them are my wife's. I like to buy them for properties that didn't really get merch otherwise, like Baldur's Gate 3.
Ah, shoot, see, that's the only time they really catch my eye and I didn't even know they MADE BG3 ones. I would've picked up a set of those because the only other BG3 option was a sloppily painted set of minis from Wizkids. (Which I have, and probably overpaid for, but there are folks on this board who know I have never turned down a miniature in my LIFE)
 
Honestly, any disgruntled takes I have regarding POPs just the shear amount of real estate they take up at the cons I work. Just walls of them that make it hard to find your way around. If they were just A Thing and not The Thing I'd think they were cute.
I think anyone that's ever tried to browse a big BBTS sale or something can basically say the same thing. It's like 'oh, I'll just check out the sale items from cheapest to most expensive.' Then, 'oh, it's 1 non-POP item per page for the first fourteen pages... fuck sake this sucks to scroll through, I fucking hate these stupid, cheap, shitty goddamn things.'
 
I think anyone that's ever tried to browse a big BBTS sale or something can basically say the same thing. It's like 'oh, I'll just check out the sale items from cheapest to most expensive.' Then, 'oh, it's 1 non-POP item per page for the first fourteen pages... fuck sake this sucks to scroll through, I fucking hate these stupid, cheap, shitty goddamn things.'
And selfishly I feel like they probably bleed recreational dollars away from artist alley, though to be fair anyone at a con buying a pop is there to buy a pop and not likely commissioning and up and coming artist for a sketch or something. More likely they're funneling recreational dollars off someone buying an overpriced Marvel Legend they could get on Amazon for 15 bucks cheaper. (I've never seen a figure in a line I collect priced at a point I'd buy one at a con anyway. I always look and then decide to spend a bit of profits on prints from a new artist.)
 
Oh for sure. POP figures partially -exist- to grab those "so, got a few extra bucks?" dollars. If this were 30 years ago, POP figures would be near the till at the toy store. Just stupid shit to grab on your way out before you've had too much time to think it over.
 
Y'know, the impulse buy thing - I was picking up a birthday gift for my nephew last night (he's into HOT WHEELS - kids are into HOT WHEELS in 2025? I found a car that was also a taco as a bonus gift I taped to his card, the taco car was a hit) and while I was looking for something for him I saw TINY POP Star Wars landspeeder with a tiny little pop Luke Skywalker fix bucks, and if I were feeling less willful I might've picked it up, because six bucks for a silly tiny Luke Skywalker is a pretty good impulse buy.
 
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