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I wonder if the T'Pol face has something to do with likeness rights or something. Or maybe they don't have good data to do a face scan. Oh well. I still want these guys to make starships. I need an Ambassador class something serious.

There comes a point in a mans life where he realizes his view of the universe is wrong. That right there is your moment.

Sometimes simple is good. I don't think he liked how the Joe organization had such a loose uniform policy, so he just threw his Army PT shirt on.

I always thought super pursuit mode was so delightfully ridiculous. Even as a kid, I could tell all those fins and flaps couldn't really be adding all that much to speed, but it sure as hell looked cool.

He looks like an NCR soldier from Fallout. Not that that is a bad thing, it gives him a distinct look. And who the the tames a bobcat? And I like that he probably helps the Joe set up their 401Ks and IRAs.

Once his grandson is done being Spock, he can be Flint in alt 80's timeline movie

Once my homeboy Krillian bagged that hottest chick in the show I figured there wasn't a point in watching anymore.

When you got ass kicking at 9am but a Bridge tournament at 1pm at the Elks lodge.

IG Destro is the Super Saiyan form of Destro. I mean, you can't really get any better than that. Should they wait before releasing that one and release a few other versions before that one?

Is that what Kayaks are called? Water dicks? Stalker just tryna get his big black water dick wet like it's his job?

That's the thing, she won't let me paint. One spot on the ceiling 17 years ago means no more painting for me, but you bring OCD into the conversation than apparently I'm calling her crazy!

Slice & Dice, Crystal Ball and Monkeywrench all showed up with 2 hours of each other. I now have a chest high pile of unopened classifieds, including the rattler that need to be opened. 3 months ago I wasnt happy with my display room so I started from scratch. Paint, new rug, got rid of the...

Oh snap, there's a Devestator?

We were robbed of a Carl Weathers ticket.

So I caved and got one. Ended up with Wheeljack, which I guess out of the ONE designs isn't too bad. Still would like to see some of the other waves at the store. You know what they remind me of? Stikfas and Xevoz. I miss those lines.

I talk to the voices in my head because they're the people I can have a conversation with that understand what I'm talking about. Voice number 2 gets why I pose the TMNT with Daredevil. I try to explain that conversation with my wife and she cry's and calls the doctor. Women, amirite?

Is that Chameleon in a tactical turtle neck? Hell yeah, that version please.

My face when I read all the Ice Cream Soldier hate

......I liked the CI weapons......

I'm gonna call it now, next female Joe announced will be her. If I'm right everybody owes me a family size Reeces Pieces, if I'm wrong, nothing, I will pretend it never happened and shame anyone who says otherwise.

Yall playin it too safe

Or the dreaded "Can you send me a list of the ones ones you havent listed yet?" I aint got that kinda time MOFO. Sit and watch like everybody else.

Can you imagine all the nipple chaffing?

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ARBCO brand cleaner ain't gonna sell itself!