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Musk being a Liefeld drawing given cursed unnatural life explains a lot, actually. Has anyone looked to see if his crotch seems to be devouring his pants?

The only Joe I've ever found on clearance that I actually wanted was Scrap Iron, otherwise it's a platoon of Baroness and Lady Jaye for $22 each.

My Snow Serpent is Apex, sort of a great white hunter type that I set up as Snow Job's primary antagonist. He was SUPPOSED to have a pair of Arctic BATs, a heavy gunner and a feral lil goomer with twin chainsaw hands, but the second one probably isn't happening.

Desert Scorpion is definitely my next purchase, he'll be joining my "I refuse to army build" gaggle of named specialists. I have mild arachnophobia and I'm excited to see if his giant mutant buddy trips that particular reaction.

What's this, vag jokes on my dick joke site? Unconscionable.

You diabolical bastard.

I get they had to make him different from the Haslab, but DAMN.

They could definitely stand to splash out a little harder for the O13 guys that require next to no new parts. Also why did they give poor Zap what looks like a permanent underbite?

Oh, there you are dick jokes!

I make it a point to only tug what I've been invited to. Oh shit. I'm a Matt, too.

Mine could juuuuust peek up over the eye holes, and the bonus conehead was pretty special. Just gotta figure out how to keep from losing the bun.

I got it to fit WITH the bun. But not, like, well.

I love reading this thread, even if it does clash with my own much less serious headcannon. I passed on Gung Ho half a dozen times and now he's a must have. Brilliant work.

Movie Baroness is a great figure! In my collection she's Agent Boomslang, former head of HR and current social media director. She's a crippling tactical liability and I adore her.

Definitely won't be pre-ordering with them, but it will be nice to stop giving Amazon money.

Clearly I need to be paying attention to this Nerdzoic store. I still have some apprehension about smaller retailers after Dorkside, anybody have a bad experience with Nerdzoic?

They really did. I'm completely on board for whatever D.I.R.E. stuff they cook up, plenty of troopers and Vipers they can give this color treatment, animals to reissue in ghosty green, whatever. Just shovel it my way.

I've been looking at those, they work better than I thought. Hmmm...

My local Walmart, for a wonder, showed the Ghost Viper in stock this morning, and I finally had the chance to stop in about an hour ago. They still had three, but they also had Falcon/Quarrel, Lowlight/Spirit, Heavy Duty, the Desert Scorpion and the Firefighter, as well as a few Stingers that...

I wandered across that O13 AI nonsense on Reddit last night and shared with my wife, she gives not fuck one for GI Joe but found that hilarious. Almond Joy/Ice Cream Soldier two-pack when?

It's funny, I was hellbent on having two of the Ghost Vipers. I had them in my cart before I remembered what an absolute shitshow Walmart has been this year for pre-orders. FOMO be damned, if I find them in stock or in an actual store, nifty. If not, it wasn't to be. Pretty sure I'm out of the...

Toy brain is so real. Back when Tiger Force Outback was on preorder I got so used to waking up at 3 in the damn morning to approve additional delays, I think I gave myself permanent insomnia. Lovely finding about twenty of them at Ross later that year...

If I wander across one in a Ross I'll probably snag it for fodder, sure not paying full price.

I'm bringing back digital figures, I guess. Probably a close as I'm getting to a Ghost Viper. Imma army build the hell out of em, too. AFTER NFT's pooped the goose? That's a series of special decisions.

This is the dumbest goddam timeline.