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Same thing as in previous posts - Joes are so dude heavy any character from the cartoons or comics that helps break that up I'm all for. I also forgot about her connection to Bazooka. (And that Quick Kick had a girlfriend named Amber, which is the most 80s thing ever. Of course she's named Amber.)

Code Name: Dr. Mindbender File Name, Bender, DMD, Brian (alias) Birthplace: Classified Dr. Mindbender was in a unique position when Rexford Lewis took office: an American citizen with no official criminal record, and a medical degree in good standing. The American public warmed quickly to his...

Shipping notice for Steeler and Short Fuze. Target says arrival is on 11/17 and I'm over here meerkatting the shipping info link like "that's a lie, right? We lying? No way it's gonna take 14 days... ARGH, UPS, NOOOOO"

I was going through a bin of truly beat to hell older figures from the prequels and POTF and yeah, the one thing Black Series truly loses (I assume because they just make fewer figures at this scale) is that variety. And they'd knock Mas Amedda or other characters out of the park. I never saw...

I think Shipwreck might fall into the category of "you might get slapped nine out of ten times, but one out of ten times, she'll take you home"

I think you just sold me on actually hitting buy on the Catwoman I keep adding to my cart. If they're shipping in stock orders before preorders why even bother preordering anymore. I actually did the same thing with Guardian - couldn't even place a preorder and then one day he was in stock and...

I really loved the crazy artwork they had for those boxes. The ammo boxes stress me out because I can't bring myself to throw them away so I flattened them to save for later.

At least they got better about making both wrists gun-worthy vertical hinges. It's funny, I just got curious and looked through a gallery to see how many figures had their GEAR set up for lefty and just taking a quick and dirty count, maybe ten that are exclusively lefty, a bunch who are...

Actually, speaking of fixing holsters and such: anyone else having a hell of a time getting Mercer's knife/sheath to stay on his boot? I HATE gluing things on permanently but it's more like a prison ankle monitor than a booth sheath right now.

Absolutely the place for it. Thread started out as a place for everyone to drop their own writing that we were all haphazardly flooding the main thread with!

Wanting Flint to be left, even having the vertical hinge on his left hand, but his pistol holster on his right leg is truly annoying. though retro is definitely set up to be righty since he's got the open left hand to pump the shotgun with and does not have a right hand equivalent. Pump the...

I'm a state traitor. If given the choice between a good lobster roll or a mediocre crab cake, I'm taking the crab cake. (Which just sent me looking at Ru's "Joes by state" list to find there's only two Joes from Maryland and really only Deep Six to truly defend the honor of the crab cake)

Oh man, take how funny it was to see pink shirt spike a subway footlong on an ICE agent's shirt but imagine it exploding with a shocking but harmless crackling noise. It's the Boston equivalent of slapping someone across the face with a white glove and challenging them to a duel, only instead of...

It's the sound. Styrofoam exploding against the window. It's poetry.

Seeing someone spike a cup of shitty dunks coffee on someone's hood/windshield is how you know you've gone native here. It actually makes a better projectile than a beverage.

Look, I'm RELATED to about thirty five guys exactly like the guy Casey Affleck is playing in that skit, that SNL skit isn't comedy, it's a documentary, and I MOURNED the day Dunkin stopped using styrofoam cups because the single most satisfying act of violence you can commit upon another person...

I'm virulently anti-gun IRL (gotta tell you about the drive by I lived through some time) but I had to learn how to look cool shooting and reloading a pistol for an acting role a million years ago and the instructor, who was walking a couple of other actors through it, got to me and was like...

I still haven't bitten on Maximum Hulk even discounted at 40 bucks. I kinda regret Maximum Spidey cos I don't use 90% of what he came with and I like the overall build of the previous generation of Spideys better.I wouldn't have glanced twice at Maximum Deadpool without Doop. I would, however...

In all honesty, being a lefty myself? I LOVE that so many of these characters are accidentally left-handed. I don't know if it was a design choice, if somewhere along the line all the design files got flipped, but as soon as I realized all the first few waves of characters were essentially lefty...

I've been THINKING about Law. I have an idea but just need that Larry-style spark to hit. I briefly thought he was pulling off what Shockwave was, but I have a better idea to break that up a bit. Clearly he's training an army of anti-Cobra attack dogs, right?

I want to do Spearhead and Max, but selfishly I want to wait til he exists in classified because writing him up will only make me want him RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO SEE THE KITTY

I haven't read the Energon books but the more I do these the more I'm learning I probably should! If you have any suggestions, let me know! I'm moooostly focusing on characters who have existing figures so far but I'm not tied to that exclusively.

Sparking Vibrator charges extra. Sparkling vibrator has just been Vagazzled.

It's only dildoian if it comes from the dildo region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling vibrator.

Every time I'm able to stop seeing those guys as "feels so real" "steel wrapped in velvet" in tone, I am reminded they do have a very dildoian quality to them.