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Thats a big f'n scope. I hazard a guess this guy wasn't really military, he works for National Oceanic and Atmospheric Operations and since it is a uniformed service they called him up because he was the only qualified to use that super specific piece of glass.

It is an ugly little thing isn't it. But but but wait it gets worse. Is it self propelled? Is it towed by the Vamp? Does it go buy rail? No blast protection? I'm all for it. LET THE BOYS BE BOYS!

I was at Disney World in October and they still had fresh products from the last Tron movie outside the new ride, with only the angular ID disc from the new movie.

Classify that sum'bitch. And give him a hat. Vipers like to carry redundant items, like goggles over full facemasks.

If those mofo's don't throw in a Vehicle Voltron reference I swear.

They mofo's better make vehicle Voltron I swear.

Not my fav design, but I can hang with Any Port in the Storm with half a bottle of JD Shipwreck.

He looks so uncomfortable. Give the poor guy a backpack to store his ammo in instead of his shins.

Those GWAR Shockinis will be out any day now!

G2282 - Pastmaster - NOT WILD BILL Pastmaster ehh? hmmmm........

I always liked my Snake-Eyes as a commando with a splash of ninja. I like the medium grey he's sporting. I don't know about the glider wings for him. I don't know why, but I could see glider wings working for Storm Shadow but not Snake-Eyes. Yup, I'll take um.

You gotta wonder if way back when if it would have been easier to partner with some other company and just had Fwoosh branded/inspired figures instead of diving into such a risky venture.

So hear me out, IKEA get's in a licensing deal with Hasbro; actual furniture that just happens to be shaped like your favorite in scale Joe vehicle. Would I pay $700 for a hydrofoil, probably not. $700 for a coffee table, that works as a coffee table, but also has missiles and guns and spots...

Playing catch-up, Hawk: Are we sure thats Gen Hawk under there? Is this a Joe version of Fred VII/Armored Cobra Commander? Is there a Green Shirt under there who is getting direction from Cover Girl until the real Gen Hawk returns from where ever he went? Sideswipe: Sure, Cool design. Make him...

I like the Lamprey. With the white and light blue, they look almost non-Cobra, but the helmet ties them in. Almost like they got a bunch of vehicle operators from France who got kicked out of the French military for drinking beer in the cockpit like an uncultured swine instead of wine like a...

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Yeah, I'd get em, I always like when the uniforms had a certain design language with each other. And reading the bio card, I think I've known half a dozen dudes who would be Motor Vipers. Not because they want to topple world governments, they just want to drive cool shit in the most dangerous...

When I think of Cobra vehicles, this is what I think of. I like how on the box art, it looks like they just grabbed whoever was standing in the Arbco Coffee line and said "Here, get behind a gun, it's go time".

Homeboy is gonna get his arms all crisp in that desert sun. I got heat stroke in the Kuwati desert, that shit sucks. Give that man a desert pancho, a Jezail rifle and some Copper Tone.

I just realized the the V1 Scarlett has mini jet thrusters on the back of her boots. I have three Scarletts that I gotta find out how to display, due to my self imposed rule of having multiple versions of one character, i.e. TF Flint has Movie Storm Shadows head instead of Flint, cuz I already...

He's jaked cuz he's wearing 250Lbs of electron exciting equipment on his back. Classified should put him on the Slaughter buck and make the cannons massive. And keep the Moltar helmet

Is the stache mandatory? Is the whole Rock Viper Corp just one dude due to budget cuts? Why is his knife strapped to the inside of his thigh? Why the pointy head? How soon before I can get one?

He got dat swamp boogie board. If it's not included with the Classified version they are dooming themselves.