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Ghost Vipers up on Pulse for an amount of time, surely. https://www.hasbropulse.com/product/gi-joe-classified-series-170-ghost-viper-dire-dreadinducing-responsive-energy-beasts/G12315L00?cgid=shop-all-gi-joe

Could probably use a bit of a rework but I kinda like it.

Man that's cool as hell, put me down for a Toxic Zartan.

Oh no, I want that rifle absolutely unchanged, same molds, same paint. I don't care that it's hilariously out of scale, or if he needs a wheelbarrow to haul it around. Gimme.

Seriously, and the ML Hood would make a great cohost for his inevitable, insufferable podcast.

New body that doesn't look like a tumor monstrosity, please, but gimme them chops and that stupid giant rifle exactly as it is right now you cowards.

All my bitching and I completely blanked onto the DIRE Creeper, still up somehow. Duke sold out?!? Did my distraction prediction actually come true?

Spirit is central enough to deserve a retro upgrade, and I wouldn't mind at all if they went more tactical. Maybe perhaps even both legs could work this time.

There's nothing about the figure itself to love, but that file card is alright.

Think I'll wait for a sale, these are both rad but not $112 rad.

Robot dog is it's own reward and clearly essential to the continued existence of the line, but the kid? GI Joe in this incarnation doesn't really need an audience surrogate character. He shows up, he's getting fed to the dinosaurs.

Personally I just want big floppy cloth cargo pants for everybody.

Deviant- Yuuuuup mechs forever. The Dragonhawk- this may be one of the raddest toys I've ever seen, it would probably also be my toy budget for the year. Still yes.

Damn, spend one weekend waging war on volunteer rose bushes and you miss everything. POC Cyber-Viper- maybe? Depends on how it turned out. POC Cobra Commander- the deepest no. Lt. Stone- Yes please, especially if he comes out anywhere as slick as that custom. S6 Trooper- probably not on it's...

Nope.

The Exosquad vibe is entirely welcome, yes please.

I'm stuck between having one as a single, lowly emissary who is still way too much to handle, or a pair to flank the rest of Cobra La when I inevitably cave and buy them all on the secondary market like an asshole.

I wish on every shiny Christmas star that ever there was that the silly snake/ghost/ninja man didn't tick every box in my soul, but he do. Whispering to the birds in my yard is about as likely to net me a DIRE Creeper as the damn pre-order, but I'm still gonna do it. Puke.

Maybe... maybe Red White and Duke will distract people long enough for me to score a pre-cancellation.

POC Dusty- skews a little COD "war-fighter" for my tastes, I'd reserve judgement until I saw how Classified handled it. Shock Trooper- naw. To my mind Cobra is many things, but subtle isn't one of them.

This makes the S.L.U.G. seem very possible.

That helmet is a series of decisions, but the rest seems pretty legit. Sure.

This version of Beachhead looks okay but I'd pass, and that Recondo is ass.

Good guy Zartan does not compute.

A pilot ON the team, you say? Sounds essential. Nah.