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I wonder if that's more to do with "safe" weapons vs her being a more interesting character?

Uh, whatever. Did comic Snake Eyes dress up like Boy George? Could he even manage to dress his wolf like Boy George? I think we all know the superior interpretation here.

I love that Lady Jaye appears in the most episodes, perhaps in celebration we can maybe get a Classified figure that doesn't look like she's doing her best to smile and power through intestinal issues?

I was hoping for a charming Ru style story, but I suppose I'll accept grainy trail cam footage.

Sorry, anybody claiming the medium hole nickname is gonna need to bring receipts. NO PICTURES.

I feel bad for laughing at that GIF, but it's strangely appropriate. Found a single Darklon on the pegs tonight at Wallyworld, so I suppose fate has spoken. They had the whole wave and the cop, too, but for $40 I'm not biting.

I would be more than happy to contribute, just not on camera. I have a face for radio and I get called ma'am on the phone. A lot.

If I repeat it enough it might come true.

What is the fascination with the size comparison? I'd understand if the review was Serpentor or Big Lob, look at this big boy style stuff, but if you own three Joes you know how tall the damn things are. Why do I need to see Mainframe next to your uncle's bowling trophy and a catheter bag?

@Ru1977 This is the performance art I keep coming back for. Hot damn. Also, how do these people end up having the kind of Fuck You money to import new figures often enough to support a YouTube channel AND somehow also being the sort of sausage-fingered mumbleass chimpletons who can't frame the...

Seriously! It's a nice problem to have, buried in riches, but WOOF.

Ooh, not touching that- half a damn hour? I'm the most boresome, long winded C.H.U.D. I know and I couldn't manage that. I realize I am the wrong audience for about 87% of YouTube at this point. I find myself chanting "please don't start talking" under my breath when I try a new channel for the...

*Insert gutteral grapefruit-aided noises that stand in defiance of the existence of a loving god.*

I know the comics got pretty dark, what with the real guns and death and what have you, but the cartoon erupted into a rave every five minutes and I doubt those pretty rays were supposed to be color coordinated tracer rounds. Sci-Fi getting to be the Laser Rifle Guy™️ when GI Joe's entire...

Love coming back to this thread, Old Gods mentions and all. Such a great meeting point for other things I enjoy and new things I'm definitely going to need to check out. Snagged Desert Scorpion over the weekend, I don't love giving Target money right now but giving them less is attractive. Of...

The ML Punisher set that came with a motorcycle has one, and I'm sure that you can track that down quite easily for next to nothing. I kid don't hit. I actually ran by Gridiron just to check, one of my headcannon guys needs a signature weapon and that sounds perfect. Shotguns galore, all single...

How have I not gotten Darklon yet?!?!

I'll admit most of my self-imposed rules are also based on very real space and budgetary concerns- everything is too expensive and there's a freeloading pile of human garbage sleeping in my future office. Yay life. The cartoon was buckwild in all the best ways, but not terribly conducive to the...

Speaking of YouTube, I tried watching the Sunbow cartoon a few months back as background noise while I worked. Most cartoons are a little manic, but hot damn, that show right next door to rabid. Charming, doofy, and definitely more than my withered old brain can handle.

Just Robo and Secret Galaxy for me, though he doesn't get up to much toy content anymore. And yeah, Toyfare was brilliant and definitely informed the snarky bastard I am today.

I bounced right the hell off of toy YouTube until Robo, who seems to have independently discovered the concepts of planning what he's going to day BEFORE he says it and not breathing like a post orgasmic buffalo directly into the mic.

I have one Detolf, one fire escape shelf, and a very strict budget by design. I could go nuts if I let myself, but growing up in a hoarder-adjacent home really made me appreciate minimalism. It's actually why I started collecting Joes, I had genuinely convinced myself I'd stick with the main...

Restrictions are my saving grace, my collection is already much bigger than I'd planned and could easily get away from me. No divers- probably gonna break that for Wet Suit, but he's it- no army building, no Cobra vehicles, no HasLabs, no Cobra La. Missing out on a lot of the goofy fun of this...

Like a sub/dom Burt & Ernie but the rubber duck is twelve feet long and likes to watch.

I started six separate replies, and somehow each one was a look into the black heart of bayou depravity.