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What he said.

The hands definitely are, but the SL arms are weirdly smooth for a professional athlete, Big Lob is ripped in comparison. https://a.co/d/09q1yHm3

Eight year old me would be in absolute heaven with this set and that goofy little S.L.A.M. thing from a few days back.

Amazon keeps pushing these wrestling scene filler figures at me, they're perfect for the goosestepping cousin-fucking military cosplayer type. https://a.co/d/0eZ8mmQB

After hearing everyone talk about Lifeline's Truckasaurus hands and opening Big Lob, I think a wire might have gotten crossed. Do Lob's hands seem a little small for his accessories to anyone else?

This man and his dumbass hat will be mine.

By the time I get to that scale I'd much rather have a building, it's a pass for me.

That thing is terrifying. Also profoundly generous to the orange baby rapist who's head is disgracing it's neck.

A solid week of Christmas, dang.

Grim Viper is hanging on my desk, I asked him about drugs in Cobra. He popped the hose out of his skull and offered me a hit. I'm assuming Mindbender keeps a candy dish of amphetamines on his desk, and there's no way the Paoli twins aren't coked out of their gourds 24/7. I figure Headman joining...

I'd rather never have to deal with Walmart on anything exclusive again. It's nice to find a Joe on the pegs when I should be grabbing fabric softener, but damn I get tired of babysitting pre-orders.

If there was a kindly person at Hasbro who could wrestle the DIRE stuff away from Walmart, some saint, I would be incredibly appreciative. Target munches ass in eight simultaneous dimensions and I'd still rather deal with them than Walmart.

I actually *heard* my wallet cringe.

I think having a trio of dumpy, tacticool Green Buffets for my Joes/X-Men to stunt on would be a-okay by me.

Like a man-sized chalupa stuffed into a tactical vest.

As a person of size, I will be the first to admit that the Legacy cop makes for a poor ICE stand-in. Both heads have chins, those stomachs are far too flat, and neither one appears to have "accidentally" impregnated their sister several times.

Headman all day, baby.

There is no toy collection that cannot be instantly improved with the addition of giant scorpions.

You and at least a few friends, I assume. Close friends.

Friggin lame. The Retro Viper has a coupon for $17.49 on Amazon, I know those are regional sometimes but maybe one of you cool cats is stuck in the armpit of 'Merica with me.

I thought it still was, refreshed and they're gone. It's a hell of a sale, wish the police officer would drop that hard.

Thanks Neal, I tried to link it but I couldn't for the life of me figure out how

Of course! How did they poop the goose so hard the first go 'round? I'm a pretty big fan of early Classified but that thing is indefensible.

Steeler and Short-Fuse are down to $26.99 right now, who knows how long that will last

I enjoy the counterpoint to the Frag Vipers, who are trapped in what they've become, and the Hydro Vipers, who will probably grow beyond what they were. Getting to read these is quickly becoming one of my favorite parts of the day.