G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #125 - Red Ninja (EA Concept Art)

Holy shit, two for two? Surely Damien is a no...
Yeah, hard no. I strongly dislike Helix's stupid-looking corset-whatthefuckever design. I dig the idea of the character, and I'd love for her to eventually get a design that isn't garbage. Feels like modern shitty costume design is just 'throw a bunch of straps and buckles on it.' It's the 2010s/20s equivalent of 'put more pouches on it.' Trash.

Midpoint of the EA Concept Art week brings us their version of Heavy Duty!
Yeah, hard pass on this too.


I have a bugbear I'll share with the class: I fucking despise the 'artistic' NEED to put leg armor and shoulder armor on fictional characters. It's stupid. I also hate nonsensical armor - like what the fuck is on that guy's thighs? Why is that there? What is it doing?
Anyway, this dumb motherfucker has nothing protecting his literal fucking cranium, but gotta make sure that fucking deltoid doesn't catch any strays, right? (Except not really because it's not even fucking protecting the deltoid properly, Jesus Christ).
I guess what I'm saying is I have a MAD hate for armor designed by people that don't understand a single goddamn thing about how any of it functions or why it's there. I give way more of a pass on that to nostalgic/very old designs. And I give no passes on it for people designing characters any year after 'Google search' became a thing. This design can fuck off into the sun.
 
Day 125 - Red Ninja - (EA Concept Art) (1/15/26)

The next EA Concept Art character is the Red Ninja!

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I mean I said I’d buy it!

I bought the original Classified Red Ninja too. But it doesn’t take the place of an actual, classic Red Ninja.
 
I'd never use it as a Red Ninja but I would ABSOLUTELY use that to make a head canon named character of my own creation. Design looks a bit Action Force/FMF but generic enough to work for me.
 
I would also get him to be a new named character, like i did with the classified red ninja they did. I will still want a legit red ninja but mostly for Ace.
 
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