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Okay, here's how you do a Renegade playthrough, as I've always been frustrated with the internet's mistaken belief you have to be 100% all or nothing with the series.

ME: max out Intimidate. There, that's all there is to it. You barely kill anyone, you just yell and browbeat your way (at total arseholes 90% of the time who have it coming anyway) into getting what you want. I finish Mass Effect with a 100% Renegade bar and a 75% Paragon one, Wrex is alive, the Council is alive (to hang up on some more), no reporters are punched, no desperate Biotic terrorists or traumatised veterans are killed, no racists are appeased or sympathised with, and xenophobic admirals are put firmly in their place. The only people who are dead are dickheads who either had it coming anyway (corrupt cops, corpo scumbags, pirate slavers, warlords and, awkwardly, Cerberus guys), or the unfortunate engineers on the asteroid because you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm letting a terrorist who almost destroyed an entire planet walk away to do it all over again. Congratulations, you now have a huge amount of points to import into...

ME 2: .. which will give you all the leeway to make almost any dialogue choice you want, bar maybe one or two near the end, in which case just go with Charm instead. Anyway, the golden rule of ME 2 is if you don't take every single Renegade interrupt, you are a simpering chump ass loser and I have no respect for you. Damn right, I'm throwing mercs outta windows and blowing them up while they're trying to negotiate, shooting shifty merc chicks going for a gun, shanking gunship engineers in the back with a arc wielder, asking every store owner to give me a discount, headbutting rude Krogans, yelling at Jack, Miranda, and dickhead Quarian admirals, and I am absolutely playing Bad Cop with some PoS rich guy trying to have a politician assassinated. Still, much as I adore Zaeed, I'm won't let the factory workers die over a revenge mission, and Morinth isn't hot enough to be worth betraying her mom over.

ME 3 is a different kettle of fish, they heavily dial back the whole system somewhat so there's only a handful of choices and there's no way I'd ever shaft my boy Wrex or disappoint Mordin. But again, anyone who doesn't take the Renegade interrupt when Kai Leng's sneaking up behind them is a chump ass loser, fuck your Paragon status!

Being a Paragon too often means sucking down Titanic amounts of shit from total jerks. Shepard, she ain't about that yo. Be good to your pals and folks in need, kick everyone else's ass.
 
Regarding people not talking to each other being the driving force in television - yes! As a kid it drove me insane that every 30 minute show could have been resolved before the opening credits if someone just admitted what they'll have to admit anyway at the end. I think that plus my natural anxiety is why I'm an "oversharer" to this day. In my head secrets always lead to bullshit unnecessary complications I don't have energy for.
 
@Revox In the year of our dear and fluffy lord 2025, ME1 feels insanely dated and if I never have to drive around in that fucking Mako ever again I'll be a happy man. So that actually makes it really difficult for me to go back and try a Renegade playthrough one more time because I really, really, just do not want to play ME1. The last time I tried, I accidentally ended up in a romance with Ashley because if you don't outright tell her to fuck off into the sun apparently you are proposing. Once I realized we were romantically involved, I turned the game off and deleted the entire trilogy off my XBox.
Ever since then I've occasionally considered going back, and then I remember the fucking Mako and want to throw myself into a river.
 
I think Mass Effect 1 holds up pretty well outside of some of the gameplay elements.

Ashley? That nasty racist bitch? Ew.
Okay, here's how you do a Renegade playthrough, as I've always been frustrated with the internet's mistaken belief you have to be 100% all or nothing with the series.

ME: max out Intimidate. There, that's all there is to it. You barely kill anyone, you just yell and browbeat your way (at total arseholes 90% of the time who have it coming anyway) into getting what you want. I finish Mass Effect with a 100% Renegade bar and a 75% Paragon one, Wrex is alive, the Council is alive (to hang up on some more), no reporters are punched, no desperate Biotic terrorists or traumatised veterans are killed, no racists are appeased or sympathised with, and xenophobic admirals are put firmly in their place. The only people who are dead are dickheads who either had it coming anyway (corrupt cops, corpo scumbags, pirate slavers, warlords and, awkwardly, Cerberus guys), or the unfortunate engineers on the asteroid because you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm letting a terrorist who almost destroyed an entire planet walk away to do it all over again. Congratulations, you now have a huge amount of points to import into...

ME 2: .. which will give you all the leeway to make almost any dialogue choice you want, bar maybe one or two near the end, in which case just go with Charm instead. Anyway, the golden rule of ME 2 is if you don't take every single Renegade interrupt, you are a simpering chump ass loser and I have no respect for you. Damn right, I'm throwing mercs outta windows and blowing them up while they're trying to negotiate, shooting shifty merc chicks going for a gun, shanking gunship engineers in the back with a arc wielder, asking every store owner to give me a discount, headbutting rude Krogans, yelling at Jack, Miranda, and dickhead Quarian admirals, and I am absolutely playing Bad Cop with some PoS rich guy trying to have a politician assassinated. Still, much as I adore Zaeed, I'm won't let the factory workers die over a revenge mission, and Morinth isn't hot enough to be worth betraying her mom over.

ME 3 is a different kettle of fish, they heavily dial back the whole system somewhat so there's only a handful of choices and there's no way I'd ever shaft my boy Wrex or disappoint Mordin. But again, anyone who doesn't take the Renegade interrupt when Kai Leng's sneaking up behind them is a chump ass loser, fuck your Paragon status!

Being a Paragon too often means sucking down Titanic amounts of shit from total jerks. Shepard, she ain't about that yo. Be good to your pals and folks in need, kick everyone else's ass.
I think what you're describing here is why Mass Effect's morality system sucks. I think it owes a lot of the core concepts to Fable, but it doesn't work in a more serious setting.

Further, it's hard to ascribe morality points to half of the events that award them. Kai Leng sneaking up on you is the perfect example. Why would it be evil to prevent an antagonist from getting the drop on me?

The Baldur's Gate-style "Shadowheart approves" makes far more sense. I even like Telltale's post-game summary: "63% of players agreed with your decision to X."

As long as my choice leads from A to B, it's fine. You don't have to tell me whether it was good or bad. Let's see how the story plays out, and I can be the judge of whether I made the right call or not.
 
@Revox In the year of our dear and fluffy lord 2025, ME1 feels insanely dated and if I never have to drive around in that fucking Mako ever again I'll be a happy man. So that actually makes it really difficult for me to go back and try a Renegade playthrough one more time because I really, really, just do not want to play ME1. The last time I tried, I accidentally ended up in a romance with Ashley because if you don't outright tell her to fuck off into the sun apparently you are proposing. Once I realized we were romantically involved, I turned the game off and deleted the entire trilogy off my XBox.
Ever since then I've occasionally considered going back, and then I remember the fucking Mako and want to throw myself into a river.

This is violence and heresy, the Mako is The Greatest Gaming Vehicle this side of the Ferrari in Out Run! But your other crime is even worse: I cannot drink wine and break bread with someone who romanced (small pile of) Ashley, even accidentally.

Anyhow, in case I forget later, have a lovely new year everyone.
 
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