TheGillMan
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Ugh. I went into that movie SO excited. The sets and costumes in the previews looked amazing, and I was SO thrilled to have the classic Universal Monsters all in a film together again for the first time in decades. I went into that theater with the enthusiasm of a ten year old, and left with the jaded, cynical attitude of a 30 year veteran police detective.So I saw Van Helsing was leaving Netflix on the 30th and realized I never actually saw it start to finish. I honestly cannot tell if it was supposed to be a comedy or if it devolved into a comedy or if something happened to the script in translation. I mean it was fun, but it felt like a movie confused by ITSELF.
Seriously...there have been some bad Dracula portrayals throughout the history of cinema, but this one....how do you make him SO boring?Almost every other role felt like a waste of talent and then Dracula is like "did the director cast his cousin?" How did they cast someone with so little charisma as the sexiest monster in literary history?
Yeah, and people who know my taste always ask me if I've seen it, and are shocked when I tell them I rate it about the same as I do Batman & Robin. I struggle to think of a Dracula who is worse...I mean even Adam Sandler did a better job, and that is really saying something!Oof. That Van Helsing movie hurt my feelings. That should have been my favorite movie of all time, but it’s really only notable for having one of thee absolutely worst Draculas of all time.