General Toy Nostalgia

Not to get too far off topic, but The Crow is a favorite of mine and it's also one of my daughter's favorite movies ever. My daughter has an entire shelf of Eric Draven figures and I was looking at them yesterday and thinking about how that movie would have been ripped apart in pre-production by 'fans' if it were being made today.

People would have complained about the choice of leading actor, about the difference between the comic costume and the movie costume, about the casting of the gang members, about changes to the story... it never would have been faithful enough for anyone. But it is one of the finest comic adaptations ever made. And maybe there's a lesson there that I am not enough of a cinephile to parse.

<--------- Look at screen name, yeah, safe to assume I love the movie and the book.

I was around a HEAVY focused fan board when the film was released (it was named AFTER THE CROW, so...), and the fandom THEN was crazy when the sequels started coming, even COA, arguably the best of the sequels.
 
Somebody out there needs to start making a pulp line, whether licensed or some Fresh Monkey homages. I mean Dick Tracy, The Shadow, Doc Savage? We get onsie twosie one offs here and there, but I need a line dammit.

The Mezco Doc Savage makes me REALLY want someone to take a crack at his Fabulous Five:

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Preferably with multiple heads to cover multiple covers/ eras.
 
Dude. I almost exclusively preferred the syndicated shows over the network stuff.

The aforementioned King Arthur, Killer Tomatoes, Skeleton Warriors, Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys, WMAC Masters, Ultraforce, Zorro, Flash Gordon, Phantom 2040, Pirates of Dark Water, Stunt Dawgs, Conan the Adventurer, Biker Mice, Mutant League, Double Dragon, Mighty Max, ExoSquad, Action Man, Skysurfer Strikeforce, GI Joe Extreme, Darkstalkers...

...sigh...we had it so good.
For sure. But something that hit hard when I moved as often as I did was the realization that so many of those shows never hit other regions to catch on.

One of my friends thought I was lying about Samurai Pizza Cats and Exo Squad.
 
There were some really nice 1:6 scale pulp heroes put out by different companies about 20 years ago, Zorro, Buck Rogers, Lone Ranger, Phantom, I think a Doc Savage. Really thought hard about trying to go in them but I hesitated and missed out. But I'd love a 1:12 line.
 
For sure. But something that hit hard when I moved as often as I did was the realization that so many of those shows never hit other regions to catch on.

One of my friends thought I was lying about Samurai Pizza Cats and Exo Squad.
My son thought The Adventures of T-Rex was a hoax
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My childhood was the Kenner Batman: The Animated Series figures. For whatever reason, I only remember having 8000 Batman variants. No villains.


I also had a ton of Street Sharks even though I can hardly remember watching the TV show.

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And these. Extreme Dinosaurs, apparently. So ridiculous they may as well be parody.
 
I also had loads of the Kenner Batman stuff and I also can't remember having many villains. I think the Joker I had was the movie one and maybe one other. Mostly it was just rainbow Batmans.
 
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I also had loads of the Kenner Batman stuff and I also can't remember having many villains. I think the Joker I had was the movie one and maybe one other. Mostly it was just rainbow Batmans.
I was the weird kid that only ever wanted the figures of how they looked on screen. Especially in a line like Batman, where there's God knows how many variants of different bat suits with different gimmicks- that's like a gold mine for kids. But if Batman didn't wear it on screen, I didn't want a figure of it.

I was too young to remember it (either 2 or 3), but apparently when I was really young, my grandpa gave me the Animated Series Batmobile he found used at some store, but the Batman inside wasn't the one that came with it- he had some sort of like quilted suit. So I asked who it was, and my grandpa said "That's Batman", to which I said "Not my Batman." My family still gives me shit to this day. Any time there's a new Batman thing out, someone will, without fail, ask me "But is he your Batman?"
 
I could (can) only go so deep with the Kenner Batman variants, to me the villains were (are) where it is at. My tenses are confused because I still have this stuff on full display.

I have Iron Winch Batman, one of my favorite Batmans of all time and a better blue/gray Keaton Batman than the recent $300 Hot Toys abomination, and arctic(?) Batman because it's a necessity in early November with the heavy snow hits. Otherwise I have 4 variants in standard black. The kind of thing your wife looks at as says, "Why do you have Four of the same one?"

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I was too young to remember it (either 2 or 3), but apparently when I was really young, my grandpa gave me the Animated Series Batmobile he found used at some store, but the Batman inside wasn't the one that came with it- he had some sort of like quilted suit. So I asked who it was, and my grandpa said "That's Batman", to which I said "Not my Batman." My family still gives me shit to this day. Any time there's a new Batman thing out, someone will, without fail, ask me "But is he your Batman?"
Tell your family there are grown men who say the same thing when a super hero movie comes out and they slightly alter the hero's look.
 
Ah, Kenner Batman!
I remember the first wave of The Dark Knight Collection: I snapped up all three of those Batmans soooooo quick! For the first wave, at least, I was mesmerized that Batman could have different suits for different jobs, and one had a jetpack. That enthusiasm for non-canon Batmans faded quickly, but I did buy a lot of the different Batmans over the years.
I have Iron Winch Batman, one of my favorite Batmans of all time
Iron Winch was THE BEST. I remember carrying that Batman around EVERYWHERE, and doing mental exercises to accept him as “comic Batman” even though he looked like Keaton.

But it was all about the villains for me. I was both excited and upset that Penguin looked like the comics, not the movie (Robin too). I hunted like crazy for Catwoman.

And then came Legends of Batman. THAT was my line. The Bat-variants took on a “cracked history” theme, and the villains got AWESOME. That Joker! That natural-proportions Balent Catwoman! Buffed Knightfall Ridder!! I had to put up with there being no “clean” comic Batman (wave one Batman was colored like the cover of Son of the Demon, which was weird to me), but the villains and weird history Batmans were amazing.

I was even there for that one weird wave of 6” figures from the latter 90s that had that great Joker, weird SHAZAM!, and then regular Batman, AzBats, Superman Blue and regular Superman . . . and then the multipack that had Supes and Bats with cloth capes (and Batman in black and grey YES YES YES) as well as Superman Red and a darker-colored AzBats.

And, of course, so many Animated Series figures, I hunted those villains SO HARD, all the villain variants, if it was a Bat-villain I HAD TO HAVE IT. They shoved some great villains in right at the end before the switch to Mattel, they even did the Ventriloquist!
Hasbro Animated Batman may still have the most comprehensive villain roster ever.
 
I could (can) only go so deep with the Kenner Batman variants, to me the villains were (are) where it is at. My tenses are confused because I still have this stuff on full display.

I have Iron Winch Batman, one of my favorite Batmans of all time and a better blue/gray Keaton Batman than the recent $300 Hot Toys abomination, and arctic(?) Batman because it's a necessity in early November with the heavy snow hits. Otherwise I have 4 variants in standard black. The kind of thing your wife looks at as says, "Why do you have Four of the same one?"

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Sleepover play date when?
 
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