Recent content by joshsquash729

I hope you put on your metaphorical sunglasses and gave some badass line like: "Wanna know what I have in common with this transaction? Zero interest." or "Time is money, and you need to make change." or "You're like a stack of bills, bud- no cents." or "Deposit this, bitch" with a picture...

Well, that's cool! Happy for those who want them. I'm a little torn on them myself, but I'll definitely keep an eye on things. Being a Pulse exclusive is the way to go, I think. Relatively low stakes that way. I wish they could've kept the Indy Adventure Series going as Pulse Exclusives.

The "microplastics exist in every man's balls" thing was, and remains, a wild fact. I've become the very thing I sought to fight against. Or at least my balls did. Does this mean, if someone calls you out for nutting, you can just say you were being environmentally conscious by recycling your...

That was my nickname in high school!

I shall allow you this pettiness, but to be fair, many beloved Star Wars characters who have names are arguably even moreso known by their nicknames- Hammerhead, Yak Face, Baby Yoda, etc. Two Tubes just has such a nice alliterative ring to it.

I still maintain that Todd could've really knocked some Watchmen figures out of the park. I realize those rights might be a little more difficult, and would probably bring the wrath of Alan Moore down upon him (but to be fair, what doesn't bring the wrath of Alan Moore down upon someone?)

Two Tubes is a must, fo sho. We can't have Saw without him, and yet somehow we have Saw without him. Melshi too, albeit to a lesser degree. I feel like he'd be a pretty darn easy case of re-use. Hell, if they're worried about him selling, throw him in a 2 pack with Two Tubes and he'd fly off the...

I met him once. Total pain in the ass.

You're laughing? Willow can't even reach the top shelf, and you're laughing?

I know that was a passive burn, but I'm just kinda flattered you basically called me "tall". I'm by no means short, mind you, but the amount in which I slouch could probably classify me as a Nelwyn most days. I'll be riding that high all day.

Pecker Tripple is a fantastic Star Wars hero name. I can totally see him as the cocky (see what I did there?) hotshot pilot. Team him up with Porkins for endless fun- Pecker and Porkins. Peck and Jek. Finally got around to messing around with the latest wave, and I'm really liking them. Don't...

Colons matter too; they can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Take this, for example: "Jane ate her friend's sandwich." as opposed to: "Jane ate her friend's colon." Punctuation matters!

Eh. It probably will. And all that'll happen is a little finger-wagging at Trump and we'll all be forced to move on.

Better Rick Duel than Dick Ruel.

Well, that's exciting! If Mattel can keep that secrecy and surprise up through their DC line, they're gonna get beaucoup brownie points in my book. In the little research I've done so far into MOTU, Scareglow is a character that seems like he's right up my alley, so this being legit excites me...