"You say you want me to spell potato, and, I will, but potatos are, and the murderers and rapists are just pouring in over Obama's border, right? And Obamna, I mean, uh, SLEEPY Joe, the worst potato in the history of our country, he ruined it, y'know, and then the doctors come in, right? And they say "oh, well, he's very much, you know, the potato izzzz, a STARCH. And in our country, we really need them to pay their share. We really need them to, America was great, and, I'm the only one who can spell potato great, again, and then we'll save it. We will save our country. Thank you."
I'm old enough to remember when Dan Quayle's political career was destroyed because he added an 'e' to potato. Granted, he was already on thin ice with a lot of people, but that moment was devasting. It may have helped, in part, to sink Bush's re-election. It's weird to think we've come so far that "potato(e)" once destroyed a career, and "grab them by the pussy" kickstarted one. Unreal.
Anyway, tariffs, amirite? There, I brought it back full circle.