G.I. Joe Classified Series

Also, I kinda wish the Classified guys were lurking on this board. Not only is the Joes forum just a rollicking good time, half of us are like, cheerleader level enthusiastic for the line, and considering the ration of shit toy designers get I bet Lenny wouldn't hate to see a bunch of dick-joke-slinging chuckleheads just being super enthusiastic for the team's work. (Also selfishly I want them to see the file card series.)
 
Also, I kinda wish the Classified guys were lurking on this board. Not only is the Joes forum just a rollicking good time, half of us are like, cheerleader level enthusiastic for the line, and considering the ration of shit toy designers get I bet Lenny wouldn't hate to see a bunch of dick-joke-slinging chuckleheads just being super enthusiastic for the team's work. (Also selfishly I want them to see the file card series.)
I thoroughly agree with all of this. Yes, I want everyone to experience the joy of the AT Classified Gang, we're a goddamned hoot. And also yes, the positivity we all have for the line is a close second to what makes the thread so wonderful.

And yes, I feel it is crucial we get their eyes on the files and witness what a great plot is being formed here.
Yeah . . . it’s hard to concoct a backstory for BB that doesn’t involve questionable political choices.
Right? It just fits, better than any neck peg.
WELP, NEXT FILE CARD LOCATED
Haw! Well, you know my idea for him.
 
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Opened Pythona today and hot damn, she's like a crazy Power Rangers villain, and I mean that in the best way.

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Pictures don't even do her justice. I love this crazy sexy cool snake lady.
 
Did anyone else get their new Retro figures from Amazon in a Hasbro shipper? I ordered just one BAT and it arrived in a little Hasbro box, which is neat. Sure beats the condition the last figure I ordered from Amazon arrived in.
 
Pythona arrived ahead of schedule on Tuesday. Ordered two, and glad I did because one of them had wonky faceprinting with the eye shadow and tats. A sane person wouldn't notice, but the person posting this uses their phone on 5x magnification on every figure while in the store, and especially when checking PO pick ups at the counter. Enough that the staff claims they do it for me and prioritize good face prints to my name. Pays to be polite.

Pythona is everything I wanted out of a Classified/comic book update version. Really happy to have her. Unhappy I skipped Nemesis several times because I didn't think they'd commit, fool am I.

She's Sold Out for NA now, so I'm going to fish with my reject painted one for Nemesis or Ghost Viper. Or I could put one with the Joes and one with Transformers to broad stroke Void Rivals. I think I just bartered with myself.
 
Random question and this feels like as good a thread as any to ask it in:

Does anyone know of a figure that comes with a 6" scale double barrel shotgun? Need one for a silly little custom project. Doesn't matter if it's Classified, Legends, Monster Force, Valaverse, Fortnite. Just looking for a standard double barrel shotgun. Got plenty of single barrels laying around.
 
Did anyone else get their new Retro figures from Amazon in a Hasbro shipper? I ordered just one BAT and it arrived in a little Hasbro box, which is neat. Sure beats the condition the last figure I ordered from Amazon arrived in.
Mine has not arrived yet from Amazon. This is probably the first time my Pulse order arrived first. I always wanted BATs as a kid so I cannot resist getting a little squad of 4 of these guys.
 
Random question and this feels like as good a thread as any to ask it in:

Does anyone know of a figure that comes with a 6" scale double barrel shotgun? Need one for a silly little custom project. Doesn't matter if it's Classified, Legends, Monster Force, Valaverse, Fortnite. Just looking for a standard double barrel shotgun. Got plenty of single barrels laying around.
I probably have something. I think I have one in my parts bin from the McFarlane Evil Dead Ash figure that fell apart and was replaced by a Neca version.
 
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