Alright, we've finally made it:
Avengers: Endgame
I don't even remember what I thought this movie was going to be about. I'm sure rumors, leaks and spoilers had already warned me about the "time heist" element of it, but if anything, I don't think I was prepared for what a great finale that concept would be. A 10-year film saga capped off by a time travel story revisiting some of the top elements from the founding of the story was brilliant and very well handled.
- The supposedly 50% Snap is very unevenly spread around. In Ant-Man, it took 75% of Team Ant, and here it takes 80% of Clint's family.
- I really like the "who here hasn't been to space before" part. It provides some groundedness to our bigger-than-life heroes, while reminding us that Banner, of all people, has seen some shit.
- Another checkbox for why Thanos' plan was stupid. There's a whole, unoccupied, farmable planet here. How close was the universe really to a tipping point?
- Wow, they really draw out that "Five Years Later" text. The more the MCU continues, the more I think jumping forward five years was a storytelling mistake. And it all starts here with how annoyingly long it took them to get through even announcing it.
- I don't think I give Paul Rudd enough credit as an actor. Like, I love the guy, but was not expecting that rollercoaster of dialog-free facial acting when he's hugging teenage Cassie. Speaking of which, I had to do the math to figure out her age here since she seemed really old even with a five year jump. But yeah, it works out to about a 16-year-old Cassie here. Crazy.
- I think by now I've said almost everything I have to say about skipping the birth of Professor Hulk. For the most part, I'm very satisfied with the story endings they gave to the six original Avengers, except that that Banner got his satisfying conclusion before this movie even started. Lame.
- I know it's important to make Tony the best at everything, but I'm having trouble seeing his mechanic as more an expert on quantum physics than the particle physicist.
- Rocket tells Tony "you're only a genius on Earth." You tell him, Rocket! He's such a well-realized character. I'm not sure how he became the standout character from Guardians, but he gels really well with the rest of the Avengers and brings an entirely new attitude to the mix.
- When I say the time heist is the best way to pay respect to everything that got us here, that includes all the supporting cast too. Being able to bring back dead characters like the Ancient One, Frigga, Loki, and Alexander Pierce is great. If Coulson's in it, though, I missed him, which is a real shame since he was the glue that held it all together at the start.
- On the one hand, I'm still shocked that they couldn't get Natalie Portman back for this movie and had to resort to left over footage from Dark World. On the other hand, her absence is probably how we got such a great scene with Frigga. I'd long been skeptical that this Thor was still worthy to wield Mjolnir, but after that talk with his mom, maybe his worthiness returned.
- Heh. Hawkeye has exactly 3 arrows on his back.
- My wife hates what they did to Black Widow here, but I think it was a really good ending for the character. The two competing to be the one to sacrifice themself was an exciting scene and, in the end, Natasha finally got her ledger in the black.
- I don't remember at all the grief scene after Natasha's death. It had always felt lacking that Tony gets a funeral at the end but she doesn't, but this scene fills a lot of that void.
- Clint kept his wife's phone service going for five years?
- I've a lot to say about my dissatisfaction of just doing Thanos and a gauntlet again, especially since this version of Thanos doesn't even know who most of these people are, but this is a really good dust-up between him and the Big 3. I can't think of an alternate finale that would match it.*
- I applauded in Civil War how the writers were able to give everybody something cool to do during the airport fight, and that was just 12 people. Here, it's like 500 people, and they all get at least one moment.
- This all-ladies battle line scene feels so forced in a way that the similar but smaller scale one in Infinity War didn't. It seems like we almost had a path there, with Spider-Man being caught by Rescue and passed to Valkyrie before Captain Marvel arrives. But then for some reason Mantis, Okoye and Wanda wander over too? And Wasp takes a break from helping Scott in the van to show up? I see what they were trying for, but there was certainly a way to get here that didn't feel so manufactured.
- Hold up, Okoye just spears Corvus Glaive? The guy who fought Captain America and Vision? Why are these people even here. Just a few minutes ago, Cull Obsidian just got stepped on.
- I'm not buying all these tearful reunions. For half these people, they didn't even know they were gone. Like, what does Ned have to hug about?
- On the whole, this movie does a great job of remembering the ties characters have developed during the past 21 movies. Beyond just the basic character descriptions like Rhodey being Tony's friend, I mean. I'm talking about how mad Banner was at Natasha's death, the bond between Clint and Wanda, and how protective Thor is of Rocket.
- We all agree the Bucky knew Steve's plan to stay in the past, right? Even if Steve didn't tell him, Bucky would've just known. He wasn't surprised when he failed to return and knew exactly where to look for him afterward. It's the only way I buy them trying to convince us that Sam is somehow Steve's best friend now instead of Bucky. He and Steve must've had this conversation before.
Like I said, I'm really happy with how they concluded the stories for the original Avengers. Even if the ending wasn't happy in itself, I think they're still what the characters would've wanted. Tony and Nat got to sacrifice themselves for the benefit of all mankind, Cap and Clint got to retire to their families, Thor was freed from his noble obligation by his mother, and Banner had a very interesting development happen between films
The only one I'm a little dissatisfied with his Thor's story, partially because I prefer Thor as a noble warrior defending the less powerful, but mostly because they didn't actually let his story end. Not only did he keep going into his own 4th movie, but they ended this movie with him as part of the cast of characters of a movie series written and directed by a guy who didn't even want him in the group.
I'm not exactly done with the Infinity Saga, though, because there's still "Far from Home" which acts as a kind of epilogue to the Saga itself. But in general I can say this was an unprecedented effort by Marvel and was executed way better than anybody could've predicted. It hit that perfect centerline of being properly respectful of the source material without being slavishly devoted to it. They (mostly) stayed true to the characters and let them take us on new(-ish) adventures.
Even the bad movies in the series weren't bad. The least popular have their fans (fer instance, I love Dark World) and the most popular have their detractors (I was kind of bored by Black Panther). It introduced some epic characters and gave them a 10-year story arc, all while introducing new characters to carry forward and bridge the gap to the next saga. On its own, Infinity Sage was an unmatched success. I don't think I really started bitching about Marvel movies until they got into the Multiverse Saga...
* Wait, what if they just they left him alive on Farm Planet, walking away in defeat without executing him. Then when evil Past-Nebula arrives in the present (and they have NOT been able to recreate Pym particles to summon the whole fleet from the past) she contacts farmer Thanos and tells them what the Avengers are doing. So he comes out of retirement, recalls his space army, and heads to Earth to stop them once and for all. At least make the final boss *our* Thanos. We don't have to recycle the Black Order, Wanda gets to confront the actual person who killed Vision, and everybody's happy. I mean, we don't get modern-Nebula back because she's still trapped in the past, but I didn't like her character that much anyways. And Gamora stays dead, so that's a thing. Okay, it's not a perfect solution.