All kidding aside, my current "treadmill show" is Black Sails and as I was jogging and watching the show this afternoon, Anne Bonny was in a scene and I literally thought: why, what happened to me, what is my personal damage, that my entire life has been loving women who would ABSOLUTELY stab me in the throat." Then I pop back onto this thread and see the Pythona conversation and now I think I need to seek out a therapist for my unresolved issues or something.
But yes, Hasbro, give us powerlifter Valkyries please. I find it impossible to believe there is no death by Snu Snu happening at Cobra headquarters.