Chooch555
Kirkland Signature Airbender
My wife's ex called me toy boy.
My wife's ex called me toy boy.
That is rough. Is there a D&D story there or did he just happen to be into D&D?My first ex-wife ended up cheating on me with a guy who played D&D, I guess he was the Dungeon Master. At the time, my nerd proclivities involved the NFL and not so much in the collector / traditional nerd space. I recall at the time being upset that I was replaced with D&D, and a tabletop guy at that! Fucking nerd!
Fast-forward 20 years, and where I am now, and experience has me like..."yeah, I get it."rock on, brotha.
This just makes me think you walk around with the Shawn Michaels theme song taking everyone else's lovers to this day.My wife's ex called me toy boy.
Dungeon Master working on a number of levels.That is rough. Is there a D&D story there or did he just happen to be into D&D?
One day I will woo you in a session.Dungeon Master working on a number of levels.
That is rough. Is there a D&D story there or did he just happen to be into D&D?
This just makes me think you walk around with the Shawn Michaels theme song taking everyone else's lovers to this day.
Dungeon Master working on a number of levels.
Breaking rule one of D&D. Never split the party.From what I later heard, he ended up cheating on her with someone else, so I would say he was certainly a dungeon master of a certain kind!
Tale as old as time. That was my suspicion.He was a co-worker of hers, and if I recall he started a D&D group with some people they worked with. She joined up and they all got together once a week to play. I didn't think much of it since it was a whole group. Eventually, when we separated and she moved out, she went to stay with one of her female coworkers, or at least that's what she had told me. A few nights later I got injured at work at like 2am and didn't have anyone else to call to pick me up, so out of desperation I called her and he answered her phone. I later called her friend who she was supposed to be staying with, and she squealed on her immediately lol My ex had not gone to stay with her, she walked out of my house and straight into his. Turns out they had been seeing each other for a while, and the D&D nights were their nights to hook up. From what I could gather, it genuinely started out as a D&D group thing but eventually turned into other stuff.
We went from separated to "Smallville is filing for divorce right goddamn now" real quick lol
My ex-girlfriend got really upset with me a few times for doing stuff like this without her prior approval or consent. I'd see a sales person coming and just start arguing with her about things that have nothing to do with our actual life "No, it's not that I fucking care if you watch gay porn, I'm just asking you not to put it on my WORK laptop, DANIELLE. That was an important presentation and I opened my computer to COCKS.. COCKS EVERYWHERE.'1) Wife and I pretend to be in the middle of a low volume, but intensely heated argument. Lots of gritted teeth, and broad, exaggerated gestures, and "No! NO, that is, that is NOT what you said". It looks super angry, but usually, we are discussing what we want to grab for dinner that night. I love that I have a wife that has no sense of embarrassment, and is game for these things.
Tale as old as time. That was my suspicion.
Sorry that happened to you, even if you're killing it at life now.
GloriousMy ex-girlfriend got really upset with me a few times for doing stuff like this without her prior approval or consent. I'd see a sales person coming and just start arguing with her about things that have nothing to do with our actual life "No, it's not that I fucking care if you watch gay porn, I'm just asking you not to put it on my WORK laptop, DANIELLE. That was an important presentation and I opened my computer to COCKS.. COCKS EVERYWHERE.'
Or my favorite: "..I'm just saying that this relationship cannot be built around how often I have sex with your mother." I'll never forget the confused and mortified look on the dude's face in the furniture store as he about-faced and fucked off into the ether.