General Marvel Legends

Can you imagine if the tables were turned, and they just kept upping the bulges of the male superheroes? Batman would be walkin' around with a footlong softy; wouldn't even need to fight the criminals, he'd scare them off with a single glance at that Bat Bulge. Suddenly everyone is Mr. Fantastic, with a big stretchy appendage.
 
I preordered the new Weapon X figure. His breakout sequence is so iconic.

Reminds me of the scene from Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes in which Vision breaks into the Weapon X facility to get adamantium for Ultron. You see how terrifying Vision is as an antagonist.

If you want a super gory and haunting breakout scene with nudity and a female protagonist, there’s always the opening of Elfen Lied.


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altcunningham said:
I have a friend who only collects Ka-Zar, Weapon X, Conan, He-Man, WWE dudes and the like purely for the gaze of it all.

Best part to me is they also include Dreadnoks because of the whole mustache and leather aesthetic AND now the Constructicons, because I showed mine and they thought that the black helmets were actually meant to emulate mullets for '80s construction workers who are also "very sexy".
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You could create quite a fetish display with mainstream action figures.
 
joshsquash729 said:
Can you imagine if the tables were turned, and they just kept upping the bulges of the male superheroes? Batman would be walkin' around with a footlong softy; wouldn't even need to fight the criminals, he'd scare them off with a single glance at that Bat Bulge. Suddenly everyone is Mr. Fantastic, with a big stretchy appendage.
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I love Mirage Casey because he respects the sweatpants bulge.
 
Emo Peter arrived.

He is all I wanted.

Please give me MJ or Gwen so I can replicate my favourite scenes.
 
joshsquash729 said:
Can you imagine if the tables were turned, and they just kept upping the bulges of the male superheroes? Batman would be walkin' around with a footlong softy; wouldn't even need to fight the criminals, he'd scare them off with a single glance at that Bat Bulge. Suddenly everyone is Mr. Fantastic, with a big stretchy appendage.
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I hadn't checked in on this thread in like a week and this was the first post I saw, so thank you for catching me so off-guard I was roaring laughing. I didn't have any context, just straight to ever-increasing bulge sizes. Thank you. I really needed a surprise laugh today.
altcunningham said:
I have a friend who only collects Ka-Zar, Weapon X, Conan, He-Man, WWE dudes and the like purely for the gaze of it all.

Best part to me is they also include Dreadnoks because of the whole mustache and leather aesthetic AND now the Constructicons, because I showed mine and they thought that the black helmets were actually meant to emulate mullets for '80s construction workers who are also "very sexy".
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Over in the Joes thread I mentioned a while back that I used to find Mindbender creepy as a kid but now as an adult I can tell you a solid dozen of my friends for whom Doctor Mindbender is their IDEAL TYPE. The 'noks and Mindbender would pull in today's society, big time.

Also side note: I had a Masterverse He-Man fall off the shelf a few months back and my partner just yells "some naked man fell off your shelf, should I pick him up before the dog gets him?" (She has ZERO pop culture references, sometimes it's like she grew up on the moon, knows almost no cartoon characters at all.)
 
docsilence said:
Over in the Joes thread I mentioned a while back that I used to find Mindbender creepy as a kid but now as an adult I can tell you a solid dozen of my friends for whom Doctor Mindbender is their IDEAL TYPE. The 'noks and Mindbender would pull in today's society, big time.
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The amount of adults who take an interest in my comics or toys and then tell me that certain designs and characters are sexy and do things for them for reasons that would never occur to me or my tastes... Like I don't shame at all. I'm just... Not the kind of person that volunteers that information on a casual basis. But more power to them, and to me for helping them figure themselves out with my stellar taste in escapism.

I do remember growing up that some of our friends were not allowed to have Baroness or Evil Lyn or any females specifically because there were people who thought if you liked girl characters or touched a Barbie doll you were going to be gay.

And I remember this came up as adults when we found some old toys over a Christmas visit, and my dad said he never understood that because surely the librarian dominatrix and sexy witch would be the most hetero inducing options if you were that concerned about it, compared to He-Man or Gung Ho.

LOL This is also the man who found my blink-182 Enema of the State cd in the garage once, and asked me why I had product with a pornstar on it. I said I had no idea what he was talking about. He's like that's a Janine Lyndmueller, she does adult films. I said I had no idea about it (truth), but why do you?

" Carry on."
 
altcunningham said:
I do remember growing up that some of our friends were not allowed to have Baroness or Evil Lyn or any females specifically because there were people who thought if you liked girl characters or touched a Barbie doll you were going to be gay.
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This has now scientifically been proven because as a kid my mom finally caved to my persistent begging and bought me She-Ra, Glimmer, Frosta, Castaspella, and Angella from the PoP line and now here I sit in 2025 with a real fondness for dicks.
 
Justice said:
This has now scientifically been proven because as a kid my mom finally caved to my persistent begging and bought me She-Ra, Glimmer, Frosta, Castaspella, and Angella from the PoP line and now here I sit in 2025 with a real fondness for dicks.
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I remember in my circles even picking Chun-Li or Sonya in MK was verboten and going to gay you up and brought the slurs and bullying.

Which like... Okay, you like He-Man and Zangief and have a Wizard Weapon X pin up on your wall over the bed, but the leggy girl with the dump truck is the corruption?

Aight.
 
altcunningham said:
I remember in my circles even picking Chun-Li or Sonya in MK was verboten and going to gay you up and brought the slurs and bullying.

Which like... Okay, you like He-Man and Zangief and have a Wizard Weapon X pin up on your wall over the bed, but the leggy girl with the dump truck is the corruption?

Aight.
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Exactly! If anything it was all the muscular He-Man figures I had as a kid if people want to go that route.

Even as a 5 year old I distinctly remember being intrigued that Zodac had a furry chest.
 
Leia as Jabba's prisoner, Teela, Cheetara, Lady Jaye, all gave me the awakening. Even playing, there were tangents of Flint and Lady Jaye going off on their own, or He-Man using that big left slappy hand to cup Teela's bosom. Teela was sculpted with cleavage! She-Ra was sculpted with pronounced butt cheeks! These features were not lost on 5-11 yo NORM.
 
Justice said:
This has now scientifically been proven because as a kid my mom finally caved to my persistent begging and bought me She-Ra, Glimmer, Frosta, Castaspella, and Angella from the PoP line and now here I sit in 2025 with a real fondness for dicks.
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I remember when I was a teen and collecting the Toy Biz X-Men figures (I know, closeted gay kid liking X-Men is so basic), whenever the rare female character was released, it felt like I was winning the lottery. It was like an unicorn, because THAT kind of female figure I could buy without having people questioning my sexuality because of the context (my team needed Storm and Rogue to be complete!). Like, I could have She-Ra, but I needed to have He-Man first.

These days, I'm happily into dicks as well and collecting whatever the fuck I want, yay.
 
NORM said:
Leia as Jabba's prisoner, Teela, Cheetara, Lady Jaye, all gave me the awakening.
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And April O'Neil. Never forget April O'Neil.

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I'd love to see a study on people obsessed with redheads who also collected toys or comics from the 70s/80s because one of my writer friends blames his marriage on Jean Grey, Maryjane Watson, Scarlett, April O'Neill, Teela, Barbara Gordon, Poison Ivy, Black Widow, Misty, and (he's clearly younger than I am) Kim Possible.
 
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