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Oooh the knees do look bad. I was distracted by all the various specifically-my-aesthetic details and totally missed how ass they look.

Indeed, indeed, indeed.

Totally fair. They definitely took a very specific swing with the style, and while i adore it I absolutely understand how it might not appeal to everyone.

At least they are kinda on point with their branding with this one. Their law-and-order ethos truly is “what if the Judges could exist, but we’re really really REALLY fucking stupid on top of being goose-stepping fascists?”

Art and aesthetic style, or storytelling, or all of the above? Genuinely curious. Mmmm I kinda get this one, honestly. I was at the magic age when both cartoons came out where BTAS felt like a gonzo neo-noir reimagining of legendary Batman lore, while X-Men was “stories I already read in the...

What.

Aaaaaaand now I feel even sillier. 🫠

The sfx crew cut my shirt open while it was on my body, took one look at my chest and went “ohhhhh fuck if we knew we were gonna do this to you, we’d have told you to shave”. I’m very Neal Adams Batman in the chest area, so yikes. I said “fuck it, let’s do it anyway, I’ll shave tonight after we...

Am I . . . am I gonna get to see Barry Keoghan smack Scarlett with a bologna loaf in live action???? Edit: Jeepers, that came out dirtier than intended. As a Saltburn fan, I should have foreseen that. Anyway: I wanna see Joker fight Phantasm in live action.

I mean come on: it’s gotta be Phantasm, right? Ohhhh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

Ohhhhh shit I am embarrassed to even be me right now. ScarJo should and must be playing ANDREA FUCKING BEAUMONT. How could I not have realized this sooner?!?!? FUCK. Please please PLEASE let it be this. That would also explain why no Catwoman.

Soooo Erik Larsen Armani Doc Ock from Spider-man vs the Kingpin?!?! DO IT DO IT DO IT

Selfishly, I want Mattel to do Absolute Batman in 6inch scale so I can “play” with him with my Joe Classified Legacy cops.

Heheheh. I was a “featured zombie extra” in Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund. I taught the other zombies how to hold the green tooth-coloring in their mouths until it became green-black goo, and then let it drool out the mouth like the Penguin from Batman Returns. I was...

Not so sure that’s a long coat on Joker. I think I see the cut-in of the jacket and then wide “tails”, which is actually what Jack had in the film, the tails of his tailcoat were wide and broad at the bottom, not the typical “pointed” tails we tend to think of.

Re: Hush: He’s one of the very few Bat-villains where I think he has better stories ahead of him (perhaps in media other than comics) than behind him. He’s cool on paper and has a great design/vibe, but honestly I *don’t* think the original “Hush” story is well-written AT ALL, and the stated...

About 25 years ago, a buddy of mine (who had screenwriter aspirations) was rooming with the son of a sleazy low-budget movie producer, and talked his way into writing the script for a feature. That feature wound up being EXACTLY what you just described, minus the writing and directing. Like the...

Red She-Hulk is Betty, yes? . . . I’d rather have the Harpy.

Piggybacking on myself here but: Actually, I wonder if Tommy/Hush will *be* the Talon (at least, functionally) for the Court. Hush is definitely an “anti-Batman” character in the vein of Owlman, The Wrath, etc., and with the added “righteous revenge” angle Tommy will have in this universe (given...

Wait have you been in my house during the holidays? Does my cat know you? 🤣 Re: Scrooge: There’s a lot of “look at your own corpse, Ebeneezer” energy from GoCYtC in the story, so maybe a dead/undead Scrooge head to go with the human one? Then he’s a gross zombie if you want him to be?

More people need to understand the truth of this. ESPECIALLY the folks putting themselves out publicly. You don’t get to play “LOOK AT ME!!” games and then get pissed when people look and comment on what they see.

Preordered the HISS, stoked for Deep-Six, curious about the ski strut . . . What if it is the Wolf?

I think the Talons (at least as undead abominations) may be a bridge too far for Reeves, but the Court itself has already been functionally hinted at. If I were to guess the “main threat” (a la The Riddler) of the next film, I’d guess Hush *and* the Court. I think the Court is a lock in the...

This 💯. It’s so damn frustrating, and I’m so thankful for this forum because I spent most of my adult life being absolutely ashamed to be a part of the collector community because of shitheads like these.

I’d love it if Ghost Rider was Johnny from Hammer Lane: aka “non-stylized, basic-biker” Johnny Ghost Rider.